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your such a sexy Beast ;D

- F a l o n t a e ♥


The super sexy beast is coming to rock Manila #MabuhayIanSomerhalder

-Carole Santos


@fionrine @007ping Sigh, the sexy beast is late lor!

-QOIssandra


michael buble in the morning ! mmm yumm yumm ! YOU SEXY BEAST !

-Elly Zafira △


@_SweetDaisy its all because of that sexy beast BAEZA >;O <33333 he started everything its all his fault lmfaooo! & Yo mas chika ;D lol

-Jackiee :.


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-Elsa Carbonell


RT @smaisaginger: @Liv5353 i love you too sexy beast;))

-Livvvv


RT @ISF_PHILIPPINES: RT @guarDIANEangel: #MabuhayIanSomerhalder Can't believe this sweet and sexy beast is coming to town!!!

-me!


@Liv5353 i love you too sexy beast;))

-smantha taylor


So in the mix of my yearbook getting passed around like a hoe!ahaha someone wrote "hi elissa you sexy beast" no name LMFAO #MadeMyDay

-Read My Bio ♥


SEXY BEAST http://t.co/ZAWvkVFF

-One Direction


RT @BowsOnErythang: This sexy beast ;) :* http://t.co/Q8ZzQm2< gahhhh :$ :$

-Meka Armani ♔


"@RemembrMyBeauty: <=== look at this sexy beast ;)"

-UnKnown


My Dad drives to the airport just like Ben Kingsley acts in 'Sexy Beast'

-Damon




Angel Marie is a sexy beast and the most beautifuliest person ever

-Emily Dipadova
I just saw one sexy beast graduate Ethan Todd Miller

-Gretel E. Miller
Sup who wants to hangout with this sexy beast

-Justin Brown
Keanna is a sexy beast!!!!!!(;

-Tanessa Glynn Mcclure
I'm a sexy beast like this status if you agree

-Travarai Angel
hey drake, marry me?
sexy beast ;)

-Jessica Gent
They say you are what you eat but i don't remember eating a sexy beast this morning.

-Kyle Martin
Almost summer can't wait till beach love u sexy beast :)!

-Cassandra Paige Collins
Just polished my car oh that's one sexy beast ;-)

-Bec Edwards
Sexy beast Grabel's on my tv. GO NORTH DAKOTA STATE!

-Kandice Niziurski
Ima sexy beast motha fukers!!!!!!!!!!

-Brandon Taylor
If they say you are what you eat, I don't remember eating a sexy studly beast for breakfast this morning

-Trevor Donahue
Y do people keep calling me cute? I'm not cute I'm a sexy beast ;P

-Klaudya Henderson
i am a sexy beast n i cant help it

-Jamie Stanley
They say you are what you eat. Well, I don't recall eating a sexy beast today... *borrowed* lmao

-Tracy Rutherford Caldwell
is it just me or is sebastian a sexy beast?

-Mercedes Sain
^^sexy beast for sale...make offer

-Rob Thatguy Hardwick
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Endline
Posted: May 18, 2012 (06:48:24 PM)


Kory showed me this ..... "I'm a beast in the...
Posted: May 18, 2012 (07:53:31 PM)
Kory showed me this ..... "I'm a beast in the night I'm on the prowl and I'm hoping to find some light you call it heaven, I can do it for the same Ain’t nothing wrong I bin feasting on something brave a sexy lady who's pure, she has the cure, uh I hope she can find a man within the beast, and I hope she saves me from the curse I have to beat, hey I hope she figures out a way to save my soul yeah, to save my heart, hey"

I love Alexis Bermudez soo much cause she's a sexy...
Posted: May 18, 2012 (07:19:56 PM)
I love Alexis Bermudez soo much cause she's a sexy beast:) and I also love Sydney beach, Bailey known, and Giana

You know how people say ” you are what...
Posted: May 18, 2012 (07:05:56 PM) | Updated: May 18, 2012 (07:19:23 PM)
You know how people say ” you are what you eat ” ? That's funny cause I don't remember eating a sexy beast this morning
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Dear Michele..... Why do you take so long????? I would...
Posted: May 18, 2012 (06:37:29 PM)
Dear Michele..... Why do you take so long????? I would like to get on the road!!! Will you plz leave your sexy beast of a husband and come downstairs so we can go... Grass in your bumm is okay I will allow it in my car... You don't need to smell pretty for me, the thought is very sweet:-) just your stinky self is okay with me!!!! That is all.... Xoxo now HURRY...lol

I just got back from the youth center...i said good...
Posted: May 18, 2012 (06:20:37 PM)
I just got back from the youth center...i said good bye, love you to my husban and he said see ya on fb you sexy beast :O and then i had 2 walk georgina half way home bcz shes scared of the dark, and tylerI was scarey :S and i finely saw keneil and mary and mercedes for once.
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Ooooo the boogerwolfs and skeetbags are out today! I hate...
Posted: May 18, 2012 (06:10:07 PM) | Updated: May 18, 2012 (06:22:56 PM)
Ooooo the boogerwolfs and skeetbags are out today! I hate working Fridays because people show their tails. Sooooooo not sexy. They do not wanna see the beast in me because I scare even myself when I get upset. On a brighter note, I got a nice tip today :)
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Historical
Posted: Dec 31, 1969 (05:00:00 PM)
Best friend koh first lab ko

Bata pa lang sila james at reema magkaibigan na sila simula elementary hanggang high school. Minsan natutulog c james sa bahay nila reema at tumatabe pa sila sa kama. Pero habang lumalaki na sila kailangan na pagbawalan ni mama ni reema c james na bawal na sila magkatabe matulog at bawal na rin matulog c james sa bahay ni reema.
lunes ng umaga papasok cla sa school .inaantay ni reema c james para sabay na sila pumunta sa school. Di naman kasi magkalayuan un bahay ni james at reema at dahil iisang school lang sila kaya lage ito sinusundo at hatid ni james c reema.
goodmrning best reema kanina ka pa ba nag'aantay? Pasinsya na kulit kc ni mommy. Ah di naman best james saka maaga pa naman di naman tayo malalate nito kaya ok lang! Best reema my lakad ka ba mamaya? My pupuntahan ako party sa tropa ko birthday ya kc anu sama ka ba? Ah ganun ba? Wag na best james thanks nalang tanggi nya na parang gustong gusto naman nya na lage kasama c james s lahat. Cge na best reema sama ka please ayaw ko kasi pumunta kapag wala ako kasama cge na please please please uuwi din tayo agd! Hmmmm mag,icip muna ako best james wala pang isang minuto , ok cge na nga samahan kita malakas ka sa akin ei. Pasalamat ka bestfreind kita at mahal kita.
napahinto sa paglalakad c james sa narinig niya kay reema! Hah? Mahal mo ako???
napablush c reema sa nasabe ni james at kailangan niya magsingungalin para lang makalusot ang tanga ko talaga napadulas ako..
oo naman best james mahal kita dahil bestfriend forever kita yun ang ibig ko sabihin. Napakamot nalang c james sa sinabe ni reema sa kanya. Ah yun pala yun. Mahal na mahal din kita best reema at parang kapatid na turi ko sayo... Napayuko c reema na parang my kirot at sakit sa puso nya. Pero pigil na pigil pa rin siya para di lang mapaiyak sa sakit nararamdaman nya. Ah talaga best james? Thanks ha!? At pinilit niya ngumiti sa harap ni james kahit sobrang sakit ng puso niya
dont forget before 7pm susunduin kita best reema sa bahay inio paalala ni james ky reema . At kailangan nakabihis kana okay??? Oo na best james! Thanks again best reema ingat at hinalikan sya sa pisnge at pumasok na agd sa silid aralan, magkaiba kasi sila seksyon.
napatulala c reema sa paghalik ni james sa kanya na sobrang kinatuwa ng puso niya. This is my first kiss kaso sa pisnge:( pero ayos na yun na parang kilig na kilig parin . Haist james best friend nalang ba talaga ako sayo? Hanggang jan nalang ba talaga ako? Kung lam mo lang sana ikaw ang first love ko kaso friend lang tayo sobrang sakit para sa akin yun.pero wala ako magagawa kung di pigilang at ilihim yun nararamdaman ko sayo dahil yaw ko masira yun pagkakaibigan natin:[ super ouch:((
6:40pm ng dumating c james sa bahay ni reema, iho james antayin mo kunti c reema alam mo naman yun mabagal kumilos kung may gira lang siguro nauna na siya namatay dahil tayo nakatakbo na sa pupuntahan para magtago siya tatakbo pa lang booom.... Hahaha napatawa c james sa biro ng mama ni reema!
pababa na c reema sa hagdang ng nakita ni james c reema napatulala ito na parang gustong gusto na tumawa pero pinigilan nya. Oh bakit best james multo ba ako at ganyan ka tumingin sa akin hah? Di na talaga mapigilan ni james kaya napatawa ito ng sobrang lakas hahahaha hahaha hahaha san ka pupunta best reema at ganyan suot moh??? Ei cira ulo ka pala ei diba niyaya mo ako napupunta tayo sa party? Tapos ngayon tatanung tanong ka?? Na parang naasar na....
sino ba naman hindi tatawa sa suot niya. Nakapolo tshirt na sobrang laki nakapants jeans na sobrang laki din sa kanya at halatang maluwag at nakasumbrero pa .
sorry naman best reema ikaw naman napikon agad! Tingnan mo kaya suot mo daig mo pa ako? Pero talo ka pa rin sa akin mas macho at gwapo at cute naman ako sayo . Hahahaha tawa ng tawa ulit c james. Habang asar na asar na c reema.
pano ba naman kasi suot mo best reema di tayo gagala sa tabe tabe o di tayo tatambay sa kanto para magbilang ng sasakyan na dumadaan at mas lalong di tayo magbabasketball... Pang'asar niya ky reema na habang tawa ng tawa halos sumasakit na tiyan niya sa kakatawa. Asar na asar na talaga c reema sa best friend niya kaya di na niya ...mapigilang ito kaya bigla niya ito sinuntok sa tiyan...
ouch..... Ang sakit yun ah napatigil c james sa kakatawa bakit my angal ka? Bakit gusto mo maghigante cge suntokin mo rin ako na parang di nabibiro sa mga sinabe niya dahil asar at sobrang na siya naiinis ky james sa mga binibiro nito. Ikaw naman best reema sorry ngbibiro lang ako parang di ka pa nasasanayan sa akin. At sinuyo niya ito at niyakap para lang mawala yun tampo ni reema sa kanya. Napangiti c reema s ginawa niya pagyakap sa kanya at tinanggap niya un sorry ni james.
ikaw naman kasi best james ganito naman ako magsuot ei, simula bata pa tayo diba? Oo best reema alam ko yun kasi nahahawa ka sa akin na lage mo kasama yan tuloy para kana tomboy.
tomboy sino ako??? Tanong niya sa sarili niya. Kung alam mo lang james mahal na mahal kita :*
oi best reema gising gising . Nagulat c reema sa sigaw ni james sa kanya. Ano ba ang lapit2x naman natin bakit kailangan mo pa ako sigawan hah??? Pano ba naman kasi napatulala k na parang my nakita multo??? Sorry naman best james napag icip ko lang sinabe mo na parang tomboy ako magdamit... Pero di ako tomboy hah at inakbayan pa niya ito na nakangiti.
oo na alam ko yun di ka tomboy best reema pero party puntahan natin natural pormal dress dapat at hindi ganyan...? Pero di bale tara alis na tayo kahit ano ka pa kahit sino ka pa ikaw pa rin nag'iisang best friend ko at hinawakan niya ito sa kaliwang kamay para umalis na sila.
napangiti c reema sa mga sinasabe ni james sa kanya kahit na best friend lang ei kuntinto na siya dahil alam niya mahalaga din pala siya.
saktong 8pm ng dumating sila sa party ni carlo tropa ni james sobrang hiya na hiya c reema dahil sosyal lahat mga tao sa party at lahat nkadress,
oh ano parang ka jan pagong nakatago yun ulo mo sa likod ko umayos ka nga best reema at wag ka mahiya di ka naman kilala ng mga yun. Sabe ko naman sayo diba party puntahan natin kaya dress ang kailangan ??? Yan ka naman best james alam mo naman di ako ngsusuot ng dress at lalong di ako nagsusuot ng masisikip parang di ako makahinga kasi. At alam mo yun diba??? Oo best alam ko yun" napahinto yun usapan nila ng lumapit c carlo sa kanila' hai tol james mabuti andito ka kung hindi tatampo talaga ako sayo. Oo naman tol carlo malakas ka sa akin ei ' sinama ko na rin bestfriend ko!
best reema c carlo matalik kung tropa, tol carlo c best reema ko... Inabot ni carlo yun kaliwang kamay niya ky reema para makipagkamay sa kanya. Pero nagdadalawang icip c reema kung kakamayan ba niya ito oh hindi' bigla siyang inakbayan ni james at kinurot yun balikat nasaktan kunti c reema pero di siya nagpapahalata. At alam na agad ni reema kung ano ibig sabihin ng kinurot siya ni james, napatingin c reema ky james na tinaasan pa niya ng isang kilay " pero wala na siya magawa baka magtatalo lang sila dalawa sa harap ni carlo. Binigay niya agad yun kanan kamay niya para makipagkamay din ky carlo. At tinanggal agad ni james yun kamay niya sa balikat ni reema!
nag'iinoman ang magtropa sa balcony at c reema nasa tabe lang ni james nakaupo na tahimik at walang kibo. Napagulat c reema ng binigyan siyang isang baso alak nito para makijoin" oh reema tagay ka naman kahit isang baso lang sabe ni carlo sa kanya. Pero umiling lang c reema.
cute din pala c carlo na parang nakakainlove at nag'aakit yun mga ngiti nya.
natauhan nalang siya ng nagsalita c james. Tol carlo wag mo na turuan yan uminum di yan umiinum. At Yaw ko siyang matutu mahirap na Maging adik sa alak baka araw2x yayain ako hahah biro niya habang tawa ng tawa.
may kunting kilig c reema sa mga sinasabe ni james peo pigil na pigil pa rin siya at kinuha niya yun baso na my laman na alak at ininum niya n parang wala na bukas napatulala ang lahat sa ginawa ni reema at nagsalita pa isa pa...."
hindi makapaniwala c james sa ginawa ng bestfriend niya habang pauwi na sila dalawa nagumpisa na yun talunan nila dalawa
umiinom ka pala best reema bakit di ko alam yan hah? Di pa rin umiimik c reema saan ka naman natutu uminom hah? Diba sinabe ko sayo wag na wag ka tumikim ng alak dahil walang mapapala yan? Kahit hilong hilo c reema dahil napadami yun inom nya . sinagot niya ito c james. Kanina lang ako natutu uminom best james bakit my lekramo? Saka ano ba pakialam mo sa buhay ko hah? Best friend lang tayo at di mo ako girlfriend kaya wala ka karapatan na pagbawalan ako:3
sobrang emosyonal ni reema sa gabe na yun kaya siya uminom dahil sa nararamdaman niya ky james na sobrang mahal na mahal niya ito pero kaibigan lang ang turing sa kanya at may mahal itong iba:((
di na mapigilan ni reema at parang tutulo na luha niya. Binuksan niya agad yun gate habang di pa tapos magsalita c james.
habang nasa kama c reema hindi na niya ito mapigilan at iyak ng iyak na siya ang sakit sakit bakit sa dameng lalaki sa mundo bakit kaw pa best ang napili ng puso ko para mahalin kita huhuhu sobrang sakit dahil di ko kayang sabihin yun nararamdaman ko sayo dahil alam ko pagtatawanan mo lang ako at natatakot din ako baka mawala ka kapag sinabe ko MAHAL KITA:((
iyak ng iyak c reema buong gabe. Habang c james hindi niya maintindihan yun reaction ni reema sa kanya kanina.
graduation day nila nakapag decision c reema na sasabihin niya yun nararamdaman niya kay james. Bahala na kung ano mangyayari ang mahalaga alam niya na mahal ko siya kung ano yun nararamdaman ko sa kanya. My takot c reema sa mga naicip niya pero kailangan niya lakas ng loob para masabe niya ky james yun nararamdaman niya. Dali dali siya hinanap ito sa school.... Haist asan na kaya yun c best james bakit kung kailan pa sasabihin ko yun nararamdaman ko bago mag'umpisa yun graduation saka pa di ko siya makita.
lakad ng lakad pa rin c reema sa campos ng school nila naikot na niya lahat pero nagulat nalang siya sa nakita niya sa my punong kahoy na nakaupo isang babae at isang lalaki. Hindi ako nagkakamali sigurado ako c james yan kasama ni nancy. Kahit nakatalikod sila pareho kilalang kilala ko pa rin sila. Pero ano ginagawa nila dalawa jan? Hindi kaya may relation sila at parang seryoso yun pinag'uusapan nila??? Pero ang di ko maintindihan wala naman sinabe c james tungkol sa kanila...>_< ouch ang sakit yun ah ...>_<
umalis c reema ng hindi niya nasabe ky james yun nararamdaman niya sobrang sakit ng puso niya. Nasobrang tamlay na tamlay yun balikat niya parang nalalaglag na sa sobrang tamlay.bakit ganun akala ko ba best friend kami dalawa pero bakit my lihim siya sa akin:(( ang daya niya talaga nakakasakit siya kung kailan ba naman na may balak ako sabihin yun nararamdaman ko sa kanya saka ko pa malalaman ito huhuhu napaluha c reema sa sobrang sakit ng puso niya. Kung nun ko pa sana iniwasan yun nararamdaman ko sa kanya hindi ako magkakaganito>_< bakit puso ko bakit siya pa napili mo mahalin ko iyak na iyak c reema sa cr habang pinupunasan yun mga luha niya. Lagot ka sa akin james di kita papansin kahit kailannatapos ang graduation hindi na nagkita c reema at c james, hanap ng hanap c james sa campos pero di niya makita c reema nun gabe na yun. umuwi agad c reeme sa bahay nila, at umakyat sa room niya at nagpapasound trip habang nakikinig siya, bigla nalang tumulo luha niya sa kanta>>>>
may gusto ka sa akin mahal may balak ka agawin siya istyora pa lang sa akin lamang kana akitin mo siya sigurado mawawagi ka.
nakikiusap ako sayo nagmamakaawa kunin mo na ang lahat sa akin wag lang siya
kunin mo na ang lahat sa akin wag lang ang akin mahal alam ko kaya mo paibigin siya sa akin maagaw mo siya.
pakiusap ko sayo magmahal ka nalang na iba.
kunin mo na ang lahat sa akin wag lang ang akin mahal ikamamatay ng puso ko pag sa akin inagaw mo siya ......
iyak ng iyak c reeme habang niyayakap niya un unan na regalo sa kanya ni james nun bata pa sila. sobrang sakit ng puso niya kaya di niya nakayanan pinatay niya un dvd at iyak nag iyak pa rin siya. nagulat nalang siya na kumatok sa pinto mama niya.
tok tok tok
anak hali ka kumain na tayo pinaghanda kita ng macaroni salad at kainin natin ito masaya ako na makapatapos ka anak habang nagsasalita sa pinto, pero di ngasasalita c reema at dali dali siya pinupunasan yun mga luha niya. binuksan ng mama nya yun pinto. anak ok ka lang ba? masama ba pakiramdam mo? tanong ng mama niya habang c reema nakahiga na nakatalikod sa kanya.
nilagay niya yun isang kamay niya sa noo ni reema. ah wala ka naman lagnat anak? ano nangyayari sayo umiiyak ka ba? usisisa na mama sa kanya, anak sabihin mo sa akin yun nararamdaman mo tayo lang dalawa anak at ayaw ko makita kita ganyan nasasaktan ako. habang nakita kita nahihirapan at nasasaktana at umiiyak:((
napaupo c reema at nag"umpisa na siya umiyak ulit sa mama niya. mama huhuhu T.T pano kasi yun puso ko sobrang sakit mama na di ko mapigilan. natural lang yan sa ganyan edad anak bakit sino ba lalaki iniiyakan mo hah?? ano ka ba anak lalaki lang yan wag mo iyakan bata ka pa marame pa iba jan na sigurado ako di ka iiyak.
mama c james kasi mahal na mahal ko na siya pero may mahal siya iba>>>__< nagulat mama ni reema sa sinabe nito??? hah??? c james??? bakit c james pa anak bestfriend mo yun???? yun na nga mama bakit sa dameng dami lalaki sa mundo c james pa mapili na puso ko, iyak ng iyak siya habang iyayakap siya ng mama niya. tahan na anak wala na tayo nagagawa kung may mahal siya iba. naintindihan kita kaya iyak mo lang yan para mawala yun sakit na puso mo. saka wag muna icipin yun bagay na yan anak bata ka pa mag"aral ka muna ng college ng mabuti at hinalikan niya ito sa noo at iniwanan siya mag'isa sa kwarto para makapag'icip at mailabas yun sama ng loob niya sa oras na yun.T.T
dalawang linggo na hindi nakikita ni james c reema sobrang miss na miss niya ito sa tuwing pupunta siya ng bahay ni reema lage sinasagot ng mama ni reema wala siya o di kaya tulog??? Ano ba talaga nangyayari ky reema iniiwasan naman ba ako nito pero bakit wala naman ako kasalanan ginawa sa kanya. Puro katanungan nalang c james sa mga naicip niya katanungan na hindi niya masasagot at c reema lang nakakaalam nito. Haist di ko na talaga kaya di kita makita best reema iwan ko ba sa sarili ko basta hinahanap hanap kita na lage kasama at masaya ako kapag kasama kita. Mas mabuti pa puntahan ko ulit siya sa bahay nila. Di naaksayang ng minuto c james at naglakad agad ito sa bahay ni reema.

tok...tok...tok... Best reema anjan ka ba???

di narinig ni reema yun katok ni james dahil nasa kwarto ito nanood ng tv ng sobrang lakas yun volume. At siya lang mag,isa sa bahay dahil pumasok mama niya sa work. Kumatok ulit c james.

tok...tok...tok... Hindi pa rin binuksan yun pinto. Sinubukan niya ito buksan dahil di naman siya iba sa pamilya ni reema dahil bata pa lang sila close na sila dalawa at lage ito sa bahay ni reema.

ah salamat di nakalock pero bakit walang tao? Umakyat c james sa hagdang sa kwarto ni reema dahil may naririnig siya ingay ng tv. Napagulat c reema pagkakita niya ky james hai best reema. Ai kamote mangnanakaw tulong sigaw na sigaw siya... Oi best over ako to c james... Ah ikaw pala akala ko magnanakaw na yun pumasok sa kawrto ko bakit andito ka pano ka nakapasok hah? Tanung niya ky james na nakataas pa yun dalawang kilay. Malaman di nakalock yun pinto kaya nakapasok ako. At bakit di na ba ako welcome dito sa bahay u hah?? Sagot niya na parang pilosopo. Di naman nagtatanung lang ako ang best james bakit ano kailangan mo at napamunta ka sa bahay? Ano pa ba sa tingin mo ha? Di dinadalaw kita namiss kaya kita sobra at ngumiti ito ng tamis tamis ky reema!*_* aaabah... Ano nginingiti ngiti mo jan hah??? Tanong ni reema ky james na pinatay agad yun tv. Ito naman naglalambing lang ang sungit moh??? Mron ka anoh???? Biro niya at sabay tawa ng tawa... Alam mo ikaw best james di kana nakakatuwa kung myron man ako ngayon PAKIALAM MO... saka umuwi kana nga kung aasarin ma lang ako nasisira yun hapon ko sayo... Ang sung...et mo talaga best reema sorry naman binibiro lang naman kita. Naninibago na talaga ako sayo parang hindi na ikaw yun bestfriend ko:(( at seryosong seryoso ito sa pagkasabe ky reema na umupo sa kama niya at tumabe' namimiss ko yun dating bestfriend ko na masayahin at laking ko kaasaran sa lahat na lage ko kasama araw2x gabe2x! Tahimik lang c reema habang nakayuko at di makita yun mukha niya dahil natatakpan ng hair niya"

magsalita ka naman best reema please kung my galit ka man sa akin sabihin muna kung ano man pinagtampo mo sa akin SORRY best reema kahit di ko alam ang dahilan basta sorry talaga:( ayaw ko lang talaga ganito tayo dalawa best reema nasasaktan ako habang di mo ako pinapansin at iniiwasan mo ako! Please nagmamakaawa ako best sabihin mo na diba best friend tayo??? At walang lihiman???

napatingin agad c reema ky james habang inaayos niya yun buhok sa mukha para lang makita yun reaction niya.

sobrang galit na galit c reema sa mukha niya at yun dalawang mata niya lumaki ito dahil sa galit" ei gago ka pala best ei' gago b talaga o sinungalin lang? Napagulat c james sa mga sinasabe ni reema na hindi niya maintindihan ito. Ano ba pinagsasabe mo best reema di kita maintindihan??? Diba sabe mo nga walang lihiman ei tanga ka pala ei at tumawa pa ito ng sobrang lakas hahaha best actor ka talaga ei nakuha mo nga maglihim sa akin na my relasyon kayo ni nancy??? Napatayo c james sa sobrang gulat sa sinabe ni reema. napagulat c james sa mga sinasabe ni reema' relax relax relax best reema masyadong ka highblood mapapaliwanag ako sayo at pwede matahimik ka muna habang di pa ako tapos magsalita??? Ok fine go ahead best james magsalita kana hanggang sa gusto mo at nakanguso ito sa kanya^-^
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unang una sa lahat best reema wala kami relation ni nancy??? Di pa tapos makapagsalita c jamaes nagsalita na agad c reema" abah...... Anung walang relasyon hah? Ei nakita ko nga kayong dalawa nun graduation nag'uusap at mukhang seryoso pa??? Napataas yun boses ni james sa kanya dahil naasar na ito dahil di pa siya tapos magpaliwanag nasalita na agad c reema....

ano ba sabe TAHIMIK EI DI PA AKO TAPOS MASALITA at pwede pakizipper muna labi mo best reema???? Okay okay okay sorry ito oh nakazipper na best james >____<
inuulit ko wala kami relasyon ni nancy best reema nun time na yun sa graduation nag'uusap kami pinagtapat ko yun nararamdaman ko sa kanya, dahil alam mo naman diba na mahal ko siya??? Napatango nalang c reema ng ulo niya habang nakazipper pa rin labi niya' pero ito best reema oh patuloy pa rin ako umaasa na balang araw sasagutin niya ako' kaya nga best kailangan kita tulungan mo ako para mapasagot ko c nancy mahal ko siya:'[ super ouch yun nararamdaman ni reema kay james at hindi niya kayang gawin yun favor ni james dahil alam niya masasaktan siya ng sobra>___< pero wala rin siya karapatan para ipakait yun kaligayahan ni james lalo na bestfriend niya ito. Kahit mahirap kahit masakit gagawin niya alaalang sa kaligayahan ni james dahil mahal na mahal niya ito....
oh ano best reema tatahimik ka nalang ba jan? Parang ako tanga nagsasalita sa hangin' napatawa c reema hahahahaha cira ulo ka pala best james ei pinapatahimik mo ako at pinapazipper mo pa labi ko at ngayon naglelekramo ka? Sabay binatukan niya ito sa ulo at nagtawana sila dalawa....:)) ayan napatawa din kita best reema bati na tayo hah? Habang inakbayan niya ito' oo na po best james bati na tayo at napangiti ito ky james ganito oh^_______^ iba talaga kapag mahal mo isang tao kahit gaano pa yun galit mo sa kanya o tampo pero lambing lang niya mawala agad!
sorry best james kung masyado OA ako hah? Akala ko kasi kayo tapos di mo sinabe masakit kaya yun??? Napangiti nalang c james sa kanya reaction parang bata kc ito habang nagsasalita. Ikaw naman best reema diba walang lihiman??? At kung kami man ni nancy ikaw unang una makakaalam best reema at ililibre pa kita kahit ano gusto mo kapag mapasagot ko c nancy basta tulungan mo ako???
my nararamdaman c reema sakit sa puso na kahit di niya pinapahalata ito yun puso niya umiiyak sa sobrang sakit peo wala na siya magagawa kung di pigilan niya yun nararamdaman niya para di siya masaktan ng lubos.
sigurado ka ililibre mo ako hah? Na kahit ano gusto ko? Hmmmm deal ako best james basta laptop gusto ko hah? Hahaha napatawa c jemas sa kanya yun lang pala ok deal ako...."Ano umpisahan na natin yun plano best reema bukas puntahan mo c nancy sa bahay nila at yayain mo pumunta sa mall of asia kapag andun na kaya imscol mo ako agad at magpaalam ka sa kanya na mag'ccr ka at yun ako na ang lalapit sa kanya na kunwari di ko alam^____^ ano maganda ba plano ko best reema na parang kilig na kilig c james sa mga plano niya.
oo best james ang ganda nakakakilig at ngumiti pa c reema habang kumikirot puso niya. Pero masaya na rin siya kahit pano dahil nakikita niya na sobrang saya nito:* ipaparaya ko yun nararamdaman ko alang alang sa kaligayahan mo best james ipaubaya na kita dahil alam ko maging masaya ka sa kanya:[ paalam puso ko("') kinabukasan 1pm nagpunta c reema sa bahay nila nancy tulad nga pinag'usapan nila ni james yayain niya ito magpasyal sa mall of asia' di naman kasi siya iba kay nancy dahil friend niya ito at close sila sa school sigurado ako papayag siya sumama sa akin magpasyal at di ako mabigo. Kumatok na agad c reema sa pinto ng b'hauz ni nancy.
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hai ikaw pala reema pasok ka'buti napadalaw ka??? Kung hindi ako talaga pupunta sa bahay inio, simula nun graduation di na kita nakikita nakakatampo kaya", sorry nancy masyado lang ako busy. Kaya nga andito ako ng makabawi man lang sayo yayain sana kita magpasyal sa mall of asia cge na please sama kana' my kunti pangangaba c reema baka di ito sasama sigurado siya magagalit yun best friend niya. Pero gagawin niya lahat para pumayag lang c nancy sa kanya para di masira yun plano ni james'
ah talaga reema ipasyal mo ako sa MOA napangiti pa ito sa kanya. Tamang tama wala ako ngayon lakad sige sama ako sayo umupo ka muna jan hah? At magbihis lang ako... Ok nancy bilisan mo hah??! Thanks god nawala yun pangaba ni reema sa sandali na yun dahil pumayag ito sumama sa kanya. Dali dali siya kinuha yun phone at nagtxt ky james.
best james success pumayag c nancy sumama sa akin magpasyal sa MOA :))) magbihis kana jan at dun nalang tayo magkikita.txtbk
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james reply: yehey talaga best thank you so so so much best reema dahil di nabigo plano ko, cge bihis muna ako the best ka talaga best reema iloveyou bestfriend mwuah:*
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binasa lang ni reema yun reply ni james pero di niya ito nireplyan dahil sobrang sakit ng puso niya parang feeling niya kahit di umiiyak yun dalawang mata ni pero puso niya iyak ng iyak at sikip na sikip dahil sa sobrang sakit nito:((( ang sakit magparaya sa nararamdaman ko pero wala na ako magagawa dahil bestfriend lang kmi dalawa super ouch T.T
3pm dumating c nancy at reema sa MOA. Nancy pwede ba pumunta muna tayo dun sa may dagat kahit saglit lang umupo muna tayo dun tutal maganda naman dun tambayan' pagsisinungalin niya dahil ang totoo dun ang usapanan nila ni james dalhin niya c nancy; ok bah sure reema gustong gusto ko rin dun. Naglakad silang dalawa papunta dun' at ng nakarating sila nimscol ...niya agad c james at kailangan naman niya ulit magsinungalin kay nancy kahit sobrang hirap na hirap siya sa kalagayan niya hindi pa rin siya nagpapahalata nito.
nancy pwede umupo ka muna dito magccr lang ako saglit lang okay!!? Ah sama nalang ako sayo reema naiilang ako dito mag'upo nag'isa..; hindi na nancy please stay ka nalang dito saka malapit lang naman yun cr at tinuro niya ito sa likuran nila kung saan nakaupo sila dalawa. Ah ok cge reema basta bilisan mo ha nahihiya talaga ako. Ok nancy salamat at napangiti ito sa kanya.
umalis na c reema at nagkita sila ni james sa likuran ng cr' ano best james puntahan mo na siya dito nalang ako kaya mo na yan at ngumiti siya ky james na parang pilit na pilitan lang^_____^ thanks talaga best reema, bestfriend talaga kita at hinalikan niya ito sa pinge at umalis na agad siya"
habang nakaupo c nancy nagkukunwari c james na palakad lakad sa ninuupuan ni nancy at kunwari na di niya nakikita at napansin kahit sobrang lapit naman Tinawag siya nito ni nancy' oi james at kumaway pa ito sa kanya.
lumapit c james sa kanya na sobrang kilig na kilig dahil tinawag siya nito. Hai nancy nag'iisa ka lang ba? Ah hindi james kasama ko best friend mo nagpaalam lang mag'cr pero hanggang naun wala pa rin! Gusto mo samahan muna kita habang wala pa siya. Napangiti c nancy ky james at napatanguno ito"
tanaw na tanaw ni reema yun dalawa habang nakaupo sila at nag'uusap na parang seryoso at nagtatawanan pa. Kahit di naririnig ni reema yun mga pinag'uusap nila sobrang sakit nararamdaman niya sa oras na yun:((
sobrang sakit nararamdaman ni reema habang nakikita niya c james na masaya kasama ni nancy, ang sakit sakit nararamdaman ko na hindi ko maipapaliwanag habang tinitingnan ni reema yun dalawa nag'uusap hindi niya namalayan tumutulo na pala luha niya. at hindi na niya ito mapipigilan kaya umalis siya at sumakay sa jeep habang mata niya namumula at halata umiya...k kahit tnitingnan siya ng mga tao sa jeep wala siya paki at yumuko ito habang dumudugo yung puso niya sa sobrang sakit>___<
nancy may sasabihin ako sayo... Mahal kita at matagal na ako naliligaw sayo kailan mo ba ako sasagotin pinapangako ko kapag ako sinagot mo aalagaan kita pati puso mo! Mahal na mahal kita nancy... Napatingin c nancy ky james at napangiti ito sa kanya" james mahal din kita pero natatakot ako masaktan. Kapag sinagot ba kita di mo ba ako sasaktan at papaiyakin??? Napangiti c james sa mga sinasabe ni nancy at sobrang saya na saya niya. Oo naman nancy hinding hindi kita sasaktan at papaiyakin pangako ko yan at nakataas pa yun isang kamay na parang nanunumpa("')
kinuha ni nancy isang kamay niya at nilagay niya s kaliwa dibdib niya james itong puso ko ang lakas ng tibok diba??? Napatango c james at ngumiti sa kanya. Sayong sayo na ito at sana iingatan mo wag siya masaktan. Napagulat sa saya c james at di niya mapagilan sarili niya niyakap niya c nancy ng mahigpit habang lumuluha. Na paiyak siya sa sobrang saya, thanks nancy aalagaan ko yan ILOVEYOU. Iloveyou too james...
naalala ni james c reema kay lumingun siya sa likuran pero di niya nakita, hinahanap hanap niya ito sa mga mata niya pero di niya nakita c reema. Nakaramdaman siya ng lungkot asan na kaya c best reema kung kailan okay na at kami na ni nancy wala na agad siya...
pagkarating ni reema pumasok agad siya sa kwarto niya at huminga ito sa kama' hindi na niya mapigilan yun nararamdaman niya na sobrang sakit dahil kanina pa niya ito pinipigilan. Sobrang sakit huhuhu akala ko ganun lang kadali iparaya yung nararamdaman ko, pero bakit ganito sobrang sakit nararamdaman ng puso ko:(( ang sakit at hirap pakawalan kita pero para... sa ikakabuti ng pagkakaibigan natin hahayaan ko masaktan ako ng sobra para sa kaligayahan mo james. Buong gabe c reema umiiyak na parang tamlay na tamlay siya dahil sa sobrang sakit ng puso niya.
kinabukasan pumunta c james sa bahay ni reema"
oi best reema saan ka nagpunta kahapon na nag'uusap kami ni nancy??? Hinanap kita pero di na kita nakita??? Umuwi ako best james pacncia na parang tamlay na tamlay pa rin ito. Okay ka lang ba best may sakit ka ba? Wala best james wag mo ako intindihin masama lang pakiramdam ko pero mawala din ito. Pagsisinungalin niya pero ang totoo yung puso niya yung ang may sakit na parang wala na lunas:((
best reema may sasabihin ako sayo gudnews at nakangiti pa ito sa kanya na tumabi sa kama niya habang nakaupo. Ano best james? Maiksi sagot niya. Best reema kami na ni nancy^_____^ na sobrang saya saya at kinikilig na pagkasabe niya ky reema. Napatulala c reema pagkasabe ni james na sobrang sakit na sakit yun nararamdaman niya OMG parang ikakamatay ng puso ko huhuhu ang sakit pala malaman mo na sila na habang ikaw umaasa na balang araw mahalin ka rin na balang araw maging kayo:((
pero wala na siya magagawa hanggang bestfriend nalang talaga kami umiiyak puso niya pero pilit niya pinipigilan na wag pumatak yung mga luha niya sa harapan ni james.T.
dalawang linggo hindi nagkita c james at reema dahil nagbakasyon c reema sa lola niya sa bacolod. nakaraan ang dalawang linggo kailangan na ni reema bumalik sa manila dahil mag"iinrol siya sa college.
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pumunta c james sa bahay ni reema dahil nabalitaan niya ito bumalik na. oi best reema garbe nakakamiss ka talaga asan na yung pasalubong ko hah??? asus namiss daw??? ei di ka nga nagpaparamdaman simula naging kayo ni nancy kahit tawag o txt wala ako natanggap??? nakakatampo hah??? cge sa kanya mo na ibigay lahat na oras mo. sino ba naman ako diba??? ei bestfriend mo lang naman ako.

napatawa c james sa mga sinabe ni reema hahaha ikaw talaga best reema pinagseselosan mo pa c nancy??? oo nga bestfriend kita pero ikaw lang nag'iisa bestfriend ko na hindi ko kayang palitan. wala pa rin kibo c reema at tahimik pa rin ito na nakayuko. sorry na best reema kung di ako nagparamdaman sayo kasi ikaw din may kasalanan dahil di ka nagpaalam na umalis. nagulat nalang ako sasinabe ng mama mo nagbakasyon ka sa bacolod sino ba naman na di magagalit yung diba??? paliwanag niya kay reema na matamlay dahil di siya pinapansin nito.

ok cge tinatanggap ko sorry mo.pero may kundisyon??? nagulat c james sa sinabe ni reema na parang nagtataka, hah???? anong kundisyon naman yan??? ano pa diba nun bata pa tayo nangako na kung saan ka magschool dun ako.kung saan ako mag school dun ikaw. so ang kudisyon ko sayo ako yung sundin mo kung saan ko gusto mag'aral dun ikaw????

yumuko c james sa sinabe ni reema na nakaramdam ng pangangaba sa maging reaction nito. oh bakit best james may problima pa at ganyan mukha mo hah??? best reema pano ko ba sundin gusto mo kung kailangan ko rin sundin gusto ni nancy. nakaramdam c reema ng kirot ng puso niya sa lahat na gusto niya ngayon lang tumanggi ito dahil lang sa isang taong mahal niya huhuhu umiiyak puso niya sa oras n yung at natatakot sa maging dicesyon ni james/3
best reema pano kasi c nancy uuw isa iloilo at dun siya mag'aaral dahil nahirapan siya dito sa manila kasi yung mga magulang niya andun lahat alam mo namn diba na siya lang dito.?? kaya nakapag'usap kami dalawa na dun nalang din ako mag'aaral sa iloilo mag'uupahan nalang ako tutal pumayag nmn c mommy at daddy kaya next week aalis na ako sasama ako kay nanc...y para makapag'irol na kami dalawa. parang bigla gumuho yung mundo ni reema sa mga sinabe ni james sa kanya.

hindi niya napigilan yung nararamdaman niya kaya napaiyak siya sa harap ni james na kinagulat nito. cge ganun na pala tayo ngayon mas mahalaga pa c nancy kaysa sa akin??? na ako mas lubos mo nakilala dahil matagal na tayo nagkilala?? iyak na iyak siya habang pinupunasan yung mga luha.

best reema naman wag ka naman ganyan oh nasasaktan ako makita kita umiiyak. sorry talaga best reema pero sana maintindihan mo na mahal na mahal ko c nancy kaya ko ginawa ito sa kanya.

oo alam ko yan best james ako lang namn hindi mo maintindihan. nagtataka c james sa mga reaction ito kaya tinanong niya c reema??? bakit best reema lagi naman kita maintindihan ah ano ba bakit ka ganyan best? simula naging kami ni nancy bigla kana nagbago ??? bobo ka ba best james o talagang manhid lang ??? di mo ba mararamdaman na mahal kita higit pa sa pagkakaibigan natin??? napalaki yung mata ni james sa narinig niya kay reema na hindi siya makapagsalita sa sobrang kinagulat niya. kaya ngayon best james nalaman mo na mahal kita alam ko hindi ito tama ginawa ko pero wala ako maagagwa dahil yung ang mararamdaman ng puso ko.huhuhu:___((

di nakayanan ni james yung mga sinasabe ni reema dali dali siya lumabas sa kawrto at tumakbo pauwi habang c reema naiwan sa kwarto na umiiyak.bahala na mawala o masira yung pagkakaibigan natin james ang mahalaga nasabe ko yung nararamdaman ko sayo na mahal na mahal kita huhuhu ang sakit pero ito lang ang paraan para malaman mo na mahal kita:((
natapos ang bakasyon at nag'umpisa na ang pasukan' hiyang hiya c reema sa school nila dahil tinitingan siya ng mga tao at parang nagdidiri ito sa kanya. Dahil nag'inrol siya sa school na lahat nag'aaral dun mayayaman at mga sosyal. Habang tinitingan siya pinagtatawanan siya ng mga ito. Sabe pa nun isa dumaan sa harapan niya at tinuro siya nakatayo. Guys kil...ala ninyo ba yan? Bakit dito siya nag'inrol hindi siya nababagay dito. Tingnan ninyo suot niya. Naka pulo tshirt white na sobrang laki naka pants na parang iwan hahaha tawanan ng tawanan ito sagot pa ng isa kasama nila. Baka akala niya siguro sa school natin bundok hahaha. Nasasaktan c reema sa mga sinasabe ng mga tao hindi lang isa, dalawa, tatlo. Kung di sa tuwing may makakita sa kanya pinagtatawanan siya at may mga masasakit pa salita kasama.

napayuko c reema habang nag'lalakad ito dahil di na niya matiis yun mga tao. Lakad ng lakad siya habang yuko na yuko yung ulo niya. Naalala niya tuloy c james at napaluha ito. Kung andito ka sana james di ako masasaktan dahil alam ko lage mo ako pinapatanggol sa mga tao kapag my nasabe sila di maganda sa akin:[ haist nakakapanibago talaga at di ako sanay na wala ka sa tabe ko:(( habang naglalakad c reema bigla siya may nabangga lalaki at napatumba siya dahil yun lalaki lumalakad na nakatalikod habang may kinakausap ito.

ai sorry miss ok ka lang ba? At inalalayan niya ito para tumayo. Sa palagay mo ba ok ako? Natural hindi??? Ouch ang sakit kaya... Sorry talaga miss di talaga kita napansin. ah ok! Kasalanan ko rin naman dahil naglalakad ako nakayuko. Nga pala miss ako pala c carlo napaicip siya saan ko ba narinig pangalan mo? Parang nakita na kasi kita nun pero di ko maalala napakamot sa ulo c reema sa mga naicip niya na parag nagkita na sila nun. Pero di niya maalala kung san at kalian napangiti c reema kay carlo ano ka ba wala ka sinabe na di ko nagustohan namiss ko lang c james di kasi ako sanay na wala siya sa tabe ko alam mo naman simula bata pa kami dalawa siya na lage kasama ko kaya nga naging bestfriend kami dalawa. Ai gnun ba reema ei asan na siya saan school siya pumapasok? ayaw na sana ikwnto ni reema ang tungkol ky james dahil mas lalo niya ito namimiss at di makapagmove on:[ pero sa tingin naman niya mabait ito c carlo kaya sinabe ya na rin!

ah andun siya sa iloilo carlo nag'aaral alam mo naman kapag pag'ibig na nag'uuna lahat gagawin lang para di magkalayo. Di masyado naintindihan ni carlo kaya pinaliwanag ulit ni reema. Kasi carlo yung gf niya umuwi sa iloilo at dun mag'aral kaya sumama na rin c james para dun din mag'aral. Napatawa c carlo sa sinabe ni reema sa kanya.hahaha natamaan pala siya dun??? Di bale reema andito naman ako, ako muna maging bestfriend mo dito sa school at kumidat pa ito sa kanya^_~

napatawa c reema sa kanya. Nagbibiro ka ba? Kung seryoso man yan di salamat my bagong bestfriend ako dito sa school^____^ alam mo naman nahihiya ako dahil pinagtatawanan ako ng mga tao di.

ngayon wala na mag'aapi sayo reema dahil ipagtanggol kita sa mga taong cira ulo at pinagtatawanan ka lagot sila sa akin. At nagtawanan cila dalawa. Thanks you carlo dahil anjan ka at may bagong ako kaibigan. Salamat dahil di mo ako kinakahiya kahit ganito ako.
anong ganito ka lang wag mo idown sarili mo reema tao ka rin kagaya nila basta andito ako tandaan mo ipagpatanggol kita :)) ilan buwan nakalipas naging malapit sa isa't isa sila carlo at reema, at wala na kahit sino nag'aapi kay reema o pinagtatawanan siya dahil takot ito ky carlo siga at astig sa school na kinatatakotan ng marame'
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thank you carlo hah dahil sayo di na ako inaapi ng mga tao dito sa school marameng marame salamat talaga kung may ipapagawa ka sa akin ng kahit ano gagawin ko para lang makabawi sayo carlo" ano ka ba reema diba sabe ko wala yun saka kaibigan mo ako natural lang naipagtanggol kita sa mga sira ulo dito sa school. Pero dahil ikaw na rin nagsabe yan may favor sana ako sayo sana pumagay ka ^_____^ nagtataka c reema sa kanya kung anong klaseng favor niya na gusto ipagawa sa kanya. Di naman siya siguro ligawan nito dahil ang panget niya pero kung ligawan man siya nito sigurado siya sasagutin niya hahaha napangiti siya sa kalandian naicip niya pero symper pangarap lang yun noh at alam niya na kahit kailan hindi maging sila dahil c james pa rin yung sinisigaw ng puso niya. Pero wala pa rin siya balita dito dahil galit parin ito sa kanya.

ah ano naman yan carlo? Basta kaya ko gagawin ko! Ano ba yung favor mo sa akin na sinabayan pa niya ng ngiti ito^__^. Ah reema di man mahirap gusto ko lang na kunwari gf kita para mapaselos ko yung dating nobya ko andito din siya nag'aaral mahal ko pa rin kase siya.

pwede pa reema please kunwari lang naman para bumalik siya sa akin. Napatawa c reema sa kanya hahaha hiller... Okay ka lang ba carlo sa panget ko to pagseselosan kaya ako nun??? Malaman hindi hahahaha baliw ka talaga di nag'iicip. Cge pagtawanan mo pa ako.. Basta pumayag ka nalang ako bahala sa beauty mo papagandahin at turuan kita mag'ayos at magsuot ng damit^_____^. Tawa ng tawa pa rin c reema sa mga sinasabe ni carlo sa kanya. Hahaha cira ulo kana baliw ka pa ??? Pano mo ako papagandahin ei puro pimples yung pagmumukha ko saka kahit saan beauty salon mo pa ako dalhin sigurado ako di na magbabago mukha ko>____< oh yan ka naman reema diba sabe ko sayo wag mo idown sarili moh??? Saka di ka naman talaga panget??? Kulang lang sa suklay yan kulot mo hair hahaha at isang paligo hahaha di joke lang ang totoo di ka talaga panget reema di ka lang marunong mag'ayos sarili mo? Tingnan mo salamin parang di ka babae magdamit mas talo mo pa ako magdamit sa sobran laki ng damit mo pwedeng dalawang tao susuot jan. Hehe cge nga pakisubukan nga reema pasok ako jan sa damit mo sigurado kasya tayo dalawa jan hahaha biro niya ng napatawa naman c reema.

cge subukan mo pumasok sa damit ko sisigaw ako rep... Hahaha OVER ka reema at sino naman maniwala sayo kapag sisigaw ka malaman wala bleeh@;@ oo na oo na wala maniwala sa akin sa panget ko to may papatul kaya sa akin. Oh yan naman siya at inakbayan niya ito habang naglalakad sila dalawa di ka nga panget sino ba nagsabe sayo panget ka kulang nga lang sa alaga.

basta pumayag kana please please please cge na reema kung magmamakaawa pa ako at lumuhod sa harapan mo para pumayag ka gagawin ko >___<

oo na kahit di mo yan gawin papayag ako ng makabawi man lang ako sayo. So pano natin umpisahan hah? Tanong niya na nakataas pa yun isang kilay. Sobrang saya ni carlo dahil pumayag ito sa gusto niya.^_____^ kinabukasan araw ng linggo walang pasok sila reema at carlo kaya may pinag'usapan sila 10am magkita sila at susunduin niya c reema sa bahay niya dahil may sasakyan ito.
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dumating c carlo saktong 10am at c reema ready na rin nakaligo na at nakabihis na siya ng pants jeans na maluwag at malaki sa kaya. Nakatshirt na sobrang laki sa kanya. At tinali niya un hair niyang kulot na sobrang haba nito. At nakatayo siya sa pinto nag'aantay ky carlo.

Napatawa nalang c carlo pagkakita sa kanya at kumaway ito at tinawag siya para sumakay na sa kotse. Naglalakad c reema papunta sa kanya na nakangiti^_^ lumabas agad c carlo sa kotse para pabuksan siya ng pinto sa kabila at sa tabe niya.

pagkaupo palang nila dalawa sa kotse nagsalita na agad c reema. Thank you carlo :)) hah???Thank you for what reema??? Sa pagbukas mo ng pinto sa car, na parang kinikilig ito pagkasabe... Ah your welcome honey reema at kumindat pa ito sa kanya^_~ napatulala si reema pagkasabe ni carlo sa kanya... Hah...? honey...? Napatawa nalang si carlo habang nagdrive ito.

hahaha oo simula ngayon sanayin mo sarili mo na honey yun tawagan natin Baka mabuko tayo reema na kunwari lang ito. Kaya sana please makisama ka sa akin lalo na kapag nagkita ko yung xgf ko kailangan ko siya pagselosan kapag mangyari yung maging kami ulit at laki ng pagpasalamat ko sayo kung maging totoo yun^____^

napapangiti ngiti nalang c reema sa kanya habang patango tango yung ulo niya. Kahit di siya nagsasalita naintindihan niya ang ibig sabihin nito. Haist swerte naman ng girl na yung kung sino man siya dahil mahal na mahal siya ni carlo. Ako kaya kailan ko pa mahanap ang kagaya ni carlo. Haist iwan ko ba sa mga naicip ko erase erase erase.

ah carlo saan tayo pupunta? Sa gold salon reema magmamaari namin yun kaya wala ka dapat ipag'alala dahil magagaling ang mga tauhan namin. At kilala sa buong mundo un salon Hindi lang sa pinas myron din sa ibang bansa. Di makapaniwala c reema sa kanya at napalaki yun mata nito. 0.0
dumating na sila sa gold salon pagpasok pa lang ng pinto ni carlo at reema nagGOGOOD MORNING na agad sa kanya yun mga tauhan sa salon at yumuko bilang paggalang ito. Sir napadalaw kayo ano maililingkod namin. Ako wala pero itong girlfriend ko mayron gusto ko pagandahin ninyo siya na maging perfect. Napatulala ang mga tauhan nila at nasalita pa isang bakla. ...Hah ??? Gf ninyo yan sir at tinuro pa ito c reema.mapayuko c reema dahil nakaramdam ng hiya.

hoy ikaw bakla ka wag mo ganyanin gf ko kung ayaw mo paalisin kita dito(-_-) sorry sir sorry talaga. Wag ka sa akin huminge ng sorry kung di sa gf ko... Wala magawa yung bakla at natakot ito kanya huminge siya ng sorry ky reema at tinanggap namin niya ito.

nakaupo na si reema at unang ayusin sa kanya yung hair niya. Habang nasa likuran niya c carlo nagbabasa ng magazine.

ma'am ano gusto ninyo sa hair u??? Hoy bakla tawag ni carlo sa kanya at napalingun naman ito. Wag mo kalbohin yan hah? Kung ayaw mo kalbohin kita. Unang gawin mo sa kanya erebon mo kulot ng hair niya.at hot oil mo ng gumanda at wag mo putulin yung hair niya pantayin mo. KUHA MO? Npatango nalang yun bakla sa kanya. Natapos yun pag'aayos ng hair pinasok nila ako sa isang kwrto para yun balat ko naman yung ayosin kasama yung mukha ko na puro pimples.

habang naglalakad na kami sa room kung saan nakaupo pa rin si carlo at nagbabasa tinapon ko sa kanya yung cp ko at npatingin ito sa akin. Honey carlo hawakan mo muna cp ko wala akong dala bag at ngumiti nalang c carlo sa kanya na hawak na hawak yun cp ni reema.nilagay niya ito sa bulsa niya para di mawala.

tinanggal na buong damit ni reema at tinanpian lang siya ng towel habang nakapikit yun dalawang mata niya na nag'iisip grbe talaga ang pag'ibig gagawin lang nila ang lahat mapasa kanila lang yung taong mahal nila. Kagaya ni james gave up niya yung pagkakaibigan namin alang-alang sa mahal niya. Haist pag-ibig kahit gaano ka pa katalino kapag puso na pinairal ei naging tanga din hahaha.
ilan buwan na rin hindi nagpaparamdam si james kay reema. Haist kamusta na kaya c best reema namimiss ko talaga siya ng sobrang hindi ko alam kung ano nararamdaman ko basta alam ko namiss ko siya at hinahanap hanap ko siya. Sorry best reema kung umalis ako na di tayo nakapag'usap mas mabuti pa siguro tawagan ko siya para huminge ng sorry. Kung prade pairali...n ko wala ako makukuha. Saka... Basta bahala na. Kinuha niya yun phone at pinindot na niya yung number ni reema para tatawagan ito.

ring.... Ring.... Ring.... Ring... Ring...

nagulat c carlo sa tawag kaya bigla niya kinuha yung cp ni reema para tingnan kung sino tumawag pero di nakasave yung number ni james dahil denelet ito ni reema cnancel ni carlo yung tawag ni james at bumalik pagbabasa si carlo. Nag ring ulit cp ni reema na kinainisan na ni carlo my poser din pala c panget hehe napangiti siya at sinagot yung tawag.

ring...ring...ring...ring...

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napagulat c james kaya pinatay niya agad yung tawag niya at tiningan niya yung number baka mali pero tama naman ito bakit lalaki ang sumagot. Sobrang pagtataka ni james na my nararamdaman siya kunting pagseselos. Kaya tinawagan niya ulit para alamin ito.

ring...ring...ring...

hello kung sino ka man cira ulo ka pwede wag kana tumawag sa number ng gf ko at binabaan na niya agad c james.

napakamot si james ano daw gf niya yung may ari ng number:( nakaramdam si james ng kerot sa puso na hindi niya parin maintindihan yun nararamdaman niya para kay reema.

natapos ang pag'aayos kay reema ilan oras din sila sa salon dinamitan nila c reema ng white dress at sandals n my hills at nilagyan nila ng make up at lipstck .paglabas ng bakla sir tapos na at perfect na perfect...:) paglabas na ni reema sa pinto nakatingin na agad c carlo sa kanya at npatulala ito na nakanganga... Siya ba gf ko? Tanung ni carlo sa bakla at npatango ito at ngumiti yes siya. Ano masabe mo sir sa ginawa namin new beauty sa kanya?^___^ wala ako masabe na nakatulala pa rin siya kay reema , kung di perfect sa ganda....:))) ang alin ninyo bravo bravo bravo clap clap clap nagpalakpakan ang mga tauhan nila dahil nagustohan ni carlo ang ginawa kay reema.
... umikot ka nga dre ng makita ni carlo sabe ng bakla kay reema at umikot ikot din si reema sa harap ni carlo. Napatulala pa rin si carlo kay reema... honey reema di ka naman siguro c pokemon para mag'evolve na ganyan kaganda anoh? Napatawa c reema sa kanya hahaha pokemon talaga evolve kung batuhin kaya kita ng sandals ko my takon? Hahaha tawanan ang mga tao sa kanila dalawa kahit yung mga cstumer napapahanga sa ginawa nila ganda kay reema. Sobrang haba yung hair ito abot itaas ng pwet ang bagsak na bagsak ito na may kulay brown. At dahil ngayon lang nakasuot c reema ng dress na masikip sa kanya kitang kita ito yung hugis ng katawan na kinagulat ni carlo at wala na rin yun dating mukha na puro pimples napalitan ito na makinis at maputi na wala kahit anong gas2x. Laser lahat ang ginamit sa kanya para mwala yun mga dumi sa mukha niya.

honey reema hanggang ngayon di pa rin ako makapaniwala sa mukha mo... Mas lalong ka gumanda ngayon ibang iba na reema nakilala ko ngayon. Napangiti c reema sa mga magagandang puri sa kanya. Sexy ka pala honey reema hehe nagulat ako akala ko chubby ka dahil sa mga malalaking damit mo dating sinusuot. Hahaha cge pa hon carlo utoin mo pa ako~.^ hahaha di kita inuuto totoo nga mga sinabe ko maganda ka at sexy. Oh kita mo diba sinabe ko na sayo di ka panget^____^ kulang lang sa paligo hahaha di jok lang kulang lang sa alaga:)) napangit at kinikilig c reema at nagustohan niya yung kagandahan niya. Thank you hon carlo dahil sayo umiba ang labas ng kaayuan ko at di na ako mahihiya sa mga tao di na nila ako asarin na panget:) ops wag ka muna magpasalamat nag'umpisa pa lang tayo kapag kami na ulit saka ka magpasalamat bulong niya ky reema para walang makarinig sa mga sinasbe na isang pagkukunwari ang lahat na mga yun. dalawang linggo ang nakalipas sobrang sayang saya ni reema sa new look niya kahit sa pamdamit nito umiba na at sexy dress at kikay lage sinusuot niya. Dahil nga sa school nila hindi ito nakaunifrm kaya kahit anong suot pwede.

pagpasok pa lang ni reema sa gate ng school nila may nakaabang na isang babae sa kanya at inaway away siya nito sinisigawan sigawan.
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hoy ikaw babae ka malandi ka wag mo landiin bf ko??? Bakit sino ba bf mo hah? Wala ako nilalandi noh saka umalis kana nga jan sa dadaanan ko nakaharang ka. Paglakad pa lang ni reema bigla na siya nito sinabunutan ng babae na xgf ni carlo. Dahil sobrang haba ng hair ni reema nasaktan siya at natumba at pinagtatawanan ng mga tao dahil nakita yung panty niya pagtumba niya at nkaangat yun dress niya dali dali niya ito binaba at umupo umiiyak.

takbong takbo c carlo papunta kay reema nakita niya lahat kung ano nangyari ky reema kung pano siya pinagtatawanan. Lumapit c carlo kay reema at inalalayan niya ito para makatayu. Napayuko pa rin c reema at umiiyak sa sobrang hiya ngyayari sa kanya.

lumapit c carlo sa xgf niya at bigla niya ito sinanpal boom.... Wala ka karapatan saktan siya. Saktan mo lang ako rina wag lang c reema at wag na wag kana aasa na babalik pa ako sayo sa mga ginawa mo sa kanya. Hoy kayo ano tinatayo tayo niyo jan umalis kayo sa harapan ko kung ayaw ninyo makatikim ng suntok ko>.< sigaw ni carlo sa mga tao habang c rina xgf niya umiiyak at di nakapagsakita.

lumakad c carlo at reema habang pinupunasan yung mga luha kay reema. Sorry reema madamay ka pa sa gulo ko:( wala yun carlo hbang umiiyak pa rin siya.pano itigil na natin itong pagkukunwari napagselos na natin xgf mo:[ diba yan gusto mo alam ko mahal ka pa niya kaya bumalik kna sa kanya dahil dba sinabe mo nun mahal mo siya. Tama na itong pagkukunwari carlo di ko na kaya at tumakbo c reema hbang umiiyak ito:( napatayo parin c carlo habang tinitingan niya c reema tumatakbo umiiyak di niya namalayan tumulo na pala yun luha niya. Napaiyak siya sa nangyari kay reema nasasaktan siya dahil nasaktan c reema. Dahil sa kanya nadamay siya nasaktan siya ng ibang tao dahil ako may kasalanan.T.T

pero di ninyo cguro ako maintindihan kung bakit ako nasaktan kung bakit ako umiiyak. Dahil akala ko nun kunwari lang ang lahat sa amin ni reema di ko na namamalayan nahuhulog na puso ko sa kanya:(( mahal na mahal ko na c reema at di ko kanya magkunwari sa nararamdaman ko huhuhu di na mapigilan ni carlo yung mga luha pumunta ito sa cr at dun umiiyak habang sinusuntok yung pader huhuhu pano ko ba sabihin sayo reema yun nararamdaman ko na mahal kita kung sinaktan na kita sinaktan ka ng ibang tao dahil sa akin sorry reema:((

pag'uwi ni reema dumertso agad siya sa kwarto at dun umiiyak ng iyak huhuhu sa buong buhay ko ngayon ko lang ito naranasan na awayin ako at ipahiya sa marame wala na ako mukha iharap sa kanila ang masama pa nakita nila panty ko kung pano nila ako pinagtatawanan sa oras na yun huhuhu nakakahiya talaga 0____0

2days di pumasok c reema di na matiis ni carlo pinuntahan niya ito sa bahay. at nag'uusap sila sa kwarto. Reema sorry talaga sa nangyari ako lahat may kasalanan sorry:(( magsalita na sana c reema kaso bgla my kumatok sa kwarto na sbrang kinagulat niya dahil bukas yun pinto nakita niya yung taong kumatok at di niya inaasahan. Bigla niya hinalikan sa labi c carlo na sobrang kinagulat nito^___^ napanganga at natulala c james sa nakita niya hindi siya makapaniwala na may kahalikan yun best friend niya. At si carlo pa na matalik niya tropa di napigilan ni james yung sarili niya kaya bigla sinuntok niya c carlo.
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hayop ka carlo tropa kita pero bakit mo ginawa ito sa best friend ko ha? Alam ko ugali mo carlo mahilig ka makipaglaro sa babae susuntukin niya ulit sana c carlo pero bigla ito hinarangan ni reema.

cge suntukin mo ako james wag lang c carlo dahil wala siya kasalanan dito. At wag na wag mo ako tatawagin best friend dahil matagal ko na pinatay yun at bf ko si carlo natural lang makipaghalikan ako sa kanya at umalis kana dito di kita kailangan kuha moh?

napaiyak c james sa mga sinasabe ni reema sa kanya at daling dali siya lumabas iyak ng iyak siya habang hinahampas niya ulo niya sa pader huhuhu ang sakit sakit kung kailan na sabihin ko nararamdaman ko na mahal kita at nakipaghwalay ako kay nancy para sayo saka pa nangyayari ito:( pero pinapangako ko gagawin ko ang lahat mapasa akin ka lang best reema.T.T isang linggo nakalipas naging sila ni carlo at reema sinagot ni reema si carlo dahil gusto niya maghiganti kay james gusto niya naranasan niya yun pinadaanan niya nun 0____0
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kahit di niya mahal si carlo sinagot niya ito pero habang tumatagal tagal yun pagsasama nila dalawa ni carlo nasasaktan siya dahil alam niya hindi niya totoo mahal c carlo at c james pa rin yun tinitibok ng puso niya.:[

kinabukasan sinugod c james sa hospital dahil nagtangka ito magpakamatay. Nabalitaan ni reema kaya pumunta agad ito sa hospital.

best james magpagaling ka parang awa mo wag mo akong iwan mahal na mahal kita :( sorry kung tinaboy kita nun gusto ko lang kasi naranasan mo kung pano mawala ng isang kaibigan sorry talga at umiyak ito c reema habang hawak na hawak yun kamay ni james. Magpagaling kana please mahal kita james at di ko totoong mahal c carlo dahil ikaw ang bestfirst ko first love ko simula bata pa tayo.

ops walang kahit cnung ngkakaalam na kunwari lang lahat na nagpakamatay c james hahaha lols naniwala naman kayo noh??? Sbe nga ni james gagawin nya lahat mapasa kanya lang c reema...

napaupo c jemas sa kama at tawa ng tawa ito hahahahaha yahoo mahal niya narinig ninyo yun diba? Hahaha mahal na mahal daw niya ako hahaha. Napagulat c reema ikaw talaga nagbiro ka pa sa ganitong paraan saka wala ako sinabe na mahal kita hah? Wala daw may sinabe ka reema o cge kung di mo ako mahal magpapakamatay ako kinuha n james yun baril sa bulsa at tinutok niya sa ulo nya. Mahal mo ako o hindi magpapakamatay ako di akn agbibiro. James mahal na mahal kta pls wag mo gawin yan. Tawa ng tawa ult c james at yun baril pinutok niya tubig ang laman hahahaha natapos yun mga kalukuhan ni james na nagtangkan magpakamatay. Niyakap ni james c reema ng mahgpit mahal na mahal kta best reema . Mahal na mahal rin kita best james:* ikaw lang nag'iisa sa buhay ko mula nun hanggang ngayon at magpakailan man:*
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hiniwalayan ni reema c carlo at maging sila ni james at wala na kahit sino makakapaghiwalay sa kanila dalawa:* iloveyou best reema iloveyou too best james at hinalikan niya c reema ng puno at tunay napagmamahal.^_^

wakas.

natutunan: mahirap mainlove sa taong bestfriend o kaibigan mo mahirap man sabihin yun nararamdaman dahil may takot man tayo baka masira yung pagkakaibigan ninyo sa isat isa ang mahalaga nasabe mo nararamdaman sa kanya hindi mali magmahal hindi mo kayang turuan ang puso mo kung sino taong mahalin mo! Masira man ang pagkakaibigan ninyo ang mahalaga nasabe mo sa kanya yun nararamdaman mo. Malay mo ikaw pala mahal ka rin niya pero tinatago lang dahil ayaw din masira yung pagkakaibigan ninyo dalawa. Walang mawawala kung ipaalam mo ito sa kanya masaktan ka man sa una pero sa pangalawa hindi na at ang pagkakaibgan kahit kailan hinding hndi ito mapapalitan ng sinuman kung totoo ang pakisama at walang halong plstk.

THE END !!

Posted: Dec 31, 1969 (05:00:00 PM)
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You: AWWWWWWW WHY ARE YOU SO SWEEEET?<3333

Stranger: ITS SO EASY TO BE SWEET WHENEVER IM WITH YOU <333333 :D

You: AWWWW AND THATS WHY I LOVE YOU BABEE

You: :D

Stranger: IF THIS IS A DREAM..............I HOPE I NEVER WAKE UP BECAUSE IM WITH THE ONE I LOVE <3

You: AWWWWW......YOU NOT DREAMING CAUSE I NEVER SLEEP

You: <3

Posted: Dec 31, 1969 (05:00:00 PM)
Text Messaging & Chat Abbreviations "Numbers & Characters"
? I have a question
? I don't understand what you mean
?4U I have a question for you
;S Gentle warning, like "Hmm? What did you say?"
^^ Meaning "read line" or "message above"
♥ Meaning "sideways heart" (love, friendship)
♥ Meaning "broken heart"
<33 Meaning "heart or love" (more 3s is a bigger heart)
@TEOTD At the end of the day
.02 My (or your) two cents worth
1TG, 2TG Meaning number of balls needed for win (online gaming/Bingo)
121 One-to-one (private chat initiation)
1337 Leet, meaning 'elite'
143 I love you
1432 I love you too
14AA41 One for all, and all for one
182 I hate you
19 Zero hand (online gaming)
10X Thanks
10Q Thank you
1CE Once
1DR I wonder
1NAM One in a million
2 Meaning "to" in SMS
20 Meaning "location"
2EZ Too easy
2G2BT Too good to be true
2M2H Too much too handle
2MI Too much information
2MOR Tomorrow
2NTE Tonight
4 Short for "for" in SMS
411 Meaning "information"
404 I don't know
411 Meaning 'information'
420 Lets get high
420 Meaning "Marijuana"
459 Means I love you (ILY is 459 using keypad numbers)
4AO For adults only
4COL For crying out loud
4EAE Forever and ever
4NR Foreigner
^5 High-five
511 Too much information (more than 411)
555 Sobbing, crying. (Mandarin Chinese txt msgs)
55555 Crying your eyes out (Mandarin Chinese txt msgs)
55555 Meaning Laughing (In Thai language the number 5 is pronounced 'ha'.)
6Y Sexy
7K Sick
81 Meaning Hells Angels (H=8th letter of alphabet, A=1st letter of alphabet)
831 I love you (8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning)
86 Over
88 Bye-bye (Mandarin Chinese txt msgs)
88 Hugs and kisses
9 Parent is watching
*s* Meaning "smile"
*w* Meaning "wink"
"A" Text Message & Chat Abbreviations
A3 Anytime, anywhere, anyplace
AA Alcoholics Anonymous
AA As above
AA Ask about
AAF As a matter of fact
AAF As a friend
AAK Asleep at keyboard
AAK Alive and kicking
AAMOF As a matter of fact
AAMOI As a matter of interest
AAP Always a pleasure
AAR At any rate
AAS Alive and smiling
AASHTA As always, Sheldon has the answer
(Bike mechanic Sheldon Brown)
AATK Always at the keyboard
ABC Already been chewed
ABT About
ABT2 Meaning 'About to'
ABTA Meaning Good-bye (signoff)
ABU All bugged up
AC Acceptable content
ACC Anyone can come
ACD ALT / CONTROL / DELETE
ACDNT Accident (e-mail, Government)
ACE Meaning marijuana cigarette
ACK Acknowledge
ACPT Accept (e-mail, Government)
ACQSTN Acquisition (e-mail, Government)
ADAD Another day, another dollar
ADBB All done, bye-bye
ADD Address
ADDY Address
ADIH Another day in hell
ADIP Another day in paradise
ADMIN Administrator
ADMINR Administrator (Government)
ADN Any day now
ADR Address
AE Area effect (online gaming)
AEAP As early as possible
AF April Fools
AFC Away from computer
AFAIAA As far as I am aware
AFAIC As far as I am concerned
AFAIK As far as I know
AFAIUI As far as I understand it
AFAP As far as possible
AFFA Angels Forever, Forever Angels
AFJ April Fool's joke
AFK Away from keyboard
AFZ Acronym Free Zone
AFPOE A fresh pair of eyes
AH At home
AIAMU And I am a money's uncle
AIGHT Alright
AIR As I remember
AISB As it should be
AISB As I said before
AISI As I see it
AITR Adult in the room
AKA Also known as
ALCON All concerned
ALOL Actually laughing out loud
AMAP As much as possible
AMBW All my best wishes
AML All my love
AMOF As a matter of fact
AO Anarchy Online (online gaming)
AOC Available on cell
AOE Area of effect (online game)
AOM Age of majority
AOM Age of Mythology (online gaming)
AOTA All of the above
AOYP Angel on your pillow
APAC All praise and credit
APP Application
APP Appreciate
AQAP As quick (or quiet) as possible
ARC Archive (compressed files)
ARE Acronym rich environment
ARG Argument
ASIG And so it goes
ASAP As soon as possible
A/S/L Age/sex/location
ASL Age/sex/location
ASLA Age/sex/location/availability
AT At your terminal
ATB All the best
ATEOTD At the end of the day
ATM At the moment
ATSITS All the stars in the sky
ATSL Along the same line (or lines)
AWC After awhile crocodile
AWESO Awesome
AWOL Away without leaving
AWOL Absent without leave
AYDY Are you done yet?
AYEC At your earliest convenience
AYOR At your own risk
AYSOS Are you stupid or something?
AYS Are you serious?
AYT Are you there?
AYTMTB And you're telling me this because
AYV Are you vertical?
AYW As you were
AYW As you want / As you wish
AZN Asian
"B" Text Message / Chat Abbreviations
B Back
B& Banned
B2W Back to work
B8 Bait (person teased or joked with, or under-aged person/teen)
B9 Boss is watching
B/F Boyfriend
B/G Background (personal information request)
B4 Before
B4N Bye for now
BAG Busting a gut
BA Bad *a*
BAK Back at keyboard
BAMF Bad *a* mother *f*
BAS Big 'butt' smile
BASOR Breathing a sigh of relief
BAU Business as usual
BAY Back at ya
BB Be back
BB Bebi / Baby (Spanish SMS)
BBC Big bad challenge
BBIAB Be back in a bit
BBIAF Be back in a few
BBIAM Be back in a minute
BBIAS Be back in a sec
BBL Be back later
BBN Bye, bye now
BBQ Barbeque, "Ownage", shooting score/frag (online gaming)
BBS Be back soon
BBT Be back tomorrow
BC Because
B/C Because
BC Be cool
BCNU Be seeing you
BCOS Because
BCO Big crush on
BCOY Big crush on you
BD Big deal
BDAY Birthday
B-DAY Birthday
BDN Big darn number
BEG Big evil grin
BF Boyfriend
BF Brain fart
BFAW Best friend at work
BF2 Battlefield 2 (online gaming)
BF Best friend
BFF Best friends forever
BFFL Best friends for life
BFFLNMW Best friends for life, no matter what
BFD Big freaking deal
BFG Big freaking grin
BFFN Best friend for now
BFN Bye for now
BG Big grin
BGWM Be gentle with me
BHL8 Be home late
BIB Boss is back
BIBO Beer in, beer out
BIC Butt in chair
BIF Before I forget
BIH Burn in hell
BIL Brother in law
BION Believe it or not
BIOYA Blow it out your *a*
BIOYN Blow it out your nose
BISFLATM Boy, I sure feel like a turquoise monkey! (unverified)
BITMT But in the meantime
BL Belly laugh
BLNT Better luck next time
BM Bite me
BME Based on my experience
BM&Y Between me and you
BOB Back off *buddy*
BN Bad news
BOE Meaning "bind on equip" (online gaming)
BOL Best of luck
BOM *b* of mine
BOLO Be on the look out
BOOMS Bored out of my skull
BOP Meaning "bind on pickup" (online gaming)
BOSMKL Bending over smacking my knee laughing
BOT Back on topic
BOT Be on that
BOYF Boyfriend
BPLM Big person little mind
BRB Be right back
BR Best regards
BRBB Be right back *babe*
BRNC Be right back, nature calls
BRD Bored
BRH Be right here
BRT Be right there
BSF But seriously folks
BSOD Blue screen of death
BSTS Better safe than sorry
BT Bite this
BT Between technologies
BTA But then again
BTDT Been there, done that
BTW By the way
BTYCL Meaning 'Bootycall'
BUBU Slang term for the most beautiful of women
BWL Bursting with laughter
BYOB Bring your own beer
BYOC Bring your own computer
BYOH Bat you on (the) head
BYOP Bring your own paint (paintball)
BYTM Better you than me
"C" Text Message / Chat Abbreviations
C&G Chuckle & grin
C4N Ciao for now
CAD Control Alt Delete
CAD Short for Canada/Canadian
CAM Camera (SMS)
CB Coffee break
CB Chat break
CB Crazy *b*
CD9 Code 9, Meaning "parents are around"
CFS Care for secret?
CFY Calling for you
CIAO Good-bye (Italian word)
CICO Coffee in, coffee out
CID Crying in disgrace
CID Consider it done
CLAB Crying like a baby
CM Call me
CMB Call me back
CMAP Cover my *a* partner (online gaming)
CMIIW Correct me if I'm wrong
CMON Come on
CNP Continued (in) next post
COB Close of business
COH City of Heroes (online gaming)
COS Because
C/P Cross post
CP Chat post (or continue in IM)
CR8 Create
CRAFT Can't remember a *freaking* thing
CRB Come right back
CRBT Crying really big tears
CRIT Meaning "critical hit" (online gaming)
CRZ Crazy
CRS Can't remember *stuff*
CSG Chuckle, snicker, grin
CSL Can't stop laughing
CSS Counter-Strike Source (online gaming)
CT Can't talk
CTC Care to chat?
CTHU Cracking the *heck* up
CTN Can't talk now
CTO Check this out
CU See you too
CU See you
CU2 See you
CUA See you around
CUL See you later
CULA See you later alligator
CUL8R See you later
CUMID See you in my dreams
CURLO See you around like a donut
CWOT Complete waste of time
CWYL Chat with you later
CYA See you
CYAL8R See you later
CYE Check your e-mail
CYEP Close your eyes partner (online gaming)
CYO See you online
"D" Text Message / Chat Abbreviations
D2 Dedos / fingers (Spanish SMS)
D46? Down for sex?
DA Meaning "The"
DAoC Dark Age of Camelot (online gaming)
DBAU Doing business as usual
DBEYR Don't believe everything you read
DC Disconnect
DD Dear (or Darling) daughter
DD Due diligence
DEGT Dear (or Darling) daughter
DF Don't even go there
DFL Dead *freaking* last (online gaming)
DGA Don’t go anywhere
DGAF Don't give a *freak*
DGT Don't go there
DGTG Don't go there, girlfriend
DH Dear (or Darling) husband
DHU Dinosaur hugs (used to show support)
DIIK Darned if I know
DIKU Do I know you?
DILLIGAF Do I look like I give a *freak*?
DILLIGAS Do I look like I give a sugar?
DIS Did I say?
DITYID Did I tell you I'm distressed?
DIY Do it yourself
DKDC Don't know, don't care
DKP Dragon kill points (online gaming)
D/L Download
DL Download
DL Down low
DLBBB Don't let (the) bed bugs bite
DLTBBB Don't let the bed bugs bite
DM Doesn't matter
DM Direct message (Twitter slang)

DM Do me
DM Dungeon Master (online gaming)
DMNO Dude Man No Offense
DMY Don't mess yourself
DN Down
DNC Do not compute (meaning I do not understand)
DNR Dinner (SMS)
DNT Don't
d00d Dude
DOE Daughter of Eve
DP Display Picture (Yahoo Messenger Chat)
DPS Damage per second (online gaming)
DQMOT Don't quote me on this
DR Didn't read
DS Dear (or Darling) son
DTR Define the relationship
DTRT Do the right thing
DTS Don't think so
DTTD Don't touch that dial
DUPE Duplicate
DUR Do you remember?
DV8 Deviate
DW Dear (or Darling) wife
DWF Divorced white female
DWM Divorced white male
DXNRY Dictionary
DYNWUTB Do you know what you are talking about?
DYFI Did you find it?
DYFM Dude, you fascinate me
DYJHIW Don't you just hate it when...?
DYOR Do your own research (common stock market chat slang)
"E" Text Message / Chat Abbreviations
E Ecstasy
E Enemy (online gaming)
E1 Everyone
E123 Easy as one, two, three
E2EG Ear to ear grin
EAK Eating at keyboard
EBKAC Error between keyboard and chair
ED Erase display
EF4T Effort
EG Evil grin
EI Eat it
EIP Editing in progress
EM E-mail (Twitter slang)

EMA E-mail address
EMFBI Excuse me for butting in
EMFBI Excuse me for jumping in
EMSG E-mail message
ENUF Enough
EOD End of day
EOD End of discussion
EOL End of lecture
EOL End of life
EOM End of message
EOS End of show
EOT End of transmission
EQ EverQuest (online gaming)
ERS2 Eres tz / are you (Spanish SMS)
ES Erase screen
ESAD Eat *S* and die!
ETA Estimated time (of) arrival
ETA Edited to add
EVA Ever
EVO Evolution
EWG Evil wicked grin (in fun, teasing)
EWI Emailing while intoxicated
EYC Excitable, yet calm
EZ Easy
EZY Easy
"F" Text Message / Chat Abbreviations
F Meaning female
F2F Face to face
F2P Free to play (online gaming)
FAAK Falling asleep at keyboard
Facepalm Used to represent the gesture of "smacking your forehead with your palm" to express embarrassment or frustration
FAF Funny as *freak*
FAQ Frequently asked questions
FAY *Freak* all you
FB FaceBook
FBF Fat boy food (e.g. pizza, burgers, fries)
FBFR FaceBook friend
FBM Fine by me
FBOW For better or worse
FC Fingers crossed
FC Full card (online gaming)
FC'INGO For crying out loud
FEITCTAJ *Freak* 'em if they can't take a joke
FF Follow Friday (Twitter slang)

FFA Free for all (online gaming)
FFS For *freak'*sakes
FICCL Frankly I couldn't care a less
FIF *Freak* I'm funny
FIIK *Freaked* if I know
FIIOOH Forget it, I'm out of here
FIL Father in law
FIMH Forever in my heart
FISH First in, still here
FITB Fill in the blank
FML *Freak* My Life
FOMC Falling off my chair
FOAD *Freak* off and die
FOAF Friend of a friend
FOMCL Falling off my chair laughing
FRT For real though
FTBOMH From the bottom of my heart
FTL For the loss
FTW For the win
FU *Freak* you
FUBAR Fouled up beyond all recognition
FUBB Fouled up beyond belief
FUD Face up deal (online gaming)
FW Forward
FWB Friend with benefits
FWIW For what it's worth
FWM Fine with me
FYEO For your eyes only
FYA For your amusement
FYI For your information
"G" Text Message / Chat Abbreviations
G Grin
G Giggle
G/F Girlfriend
G2CU Good to see you
G2G Got to go
G2GICYAL8ER Got to go I'll see you later
G2R Got to run
G2TU Got to tell u (you)
G4C Going for coffee
G9 Genius
GA Go ahead
GAC Get a clue
GAFC Get a *freaking* clue
GAL Get a life
GAS Got a second?
GAS Greetings and salutations
GB Goodbye
GBTW Get back to work
GBU God bless you
GD Good
GDR Grinning, ducking, and running
GD/R Grinning, ducking, and running
GFI Go for it
GF Girl friend
GFN Gone for now
GG Gotta Go
GG Good Game (online gaming)
GG Brother (Mandarin Chinese txt msgs)
GGA Good game, all (online gaming)
GGE1 Good game, everyone (online gaming)
GGMSOT Gotta get me some of that
GGOH Gotta Get Outa Here
GGP Got to go pee
GH Good hand (online gaming)
GIAR Give it a rest
GIC Gift in crib (online gaming)
GIGO Garbage in, garbage out
GIRL Guy in real life
GJ Good job
GL Good luck
GL2U Good luck to you (online gaming)
GLA Good luck all (online gaming)
GL/HF Good luck, have fun (online gaming)
GLE Good luck everyone (online gaming)
GLE1 Good luck everyone (online gaming)
GLNG Good luck next game (online gaming)
GMBA Giggling my butt off
GMTA Great minds think alike
GMV Got my vote
GN Good night
GNE1 Good night everyone
GNIGHT Good night
GNITE Good night
GNSD Good night, sweet dreams
GOI Get over it
GOL Giggling out loud
GR8 Great
GRATZ Congratulations
GRL Girl
GRWG Get right with God
GR&D Grinning, running and ducking
GS Good shot
GS Good split (online gaming)
GT Good try
GTFO Get the *freak* out
GTG Got to go
GTRM Going to read mail
GTSY Great (or good) to see you
GUD Good
GWHTLC Glad we had this little chat
"H" Text Message / Chat Abbreviations
H Hug
H8 Hate
H8TTU Hate to be you
HAG1 Have a good one
HAK Hug and kiss
HAU How about you?
H&K Hugs & kisses
H2CUS Hope to see you soon
HAGN Have a good night
HAGO Have a good one
HAND Have a nice day
HB Hurry back
HB Hug back
H-BDAY Happy Birthday
HBU How about you?
HF Have fun
HFAC Holy flipping animal crackers
H-FDAY Happy Father's Day
HHIS Head hanging in shame
HL Half Life (online gaming)
HLA Hola / hello (Spanish SMS)
H-MDAY Happy Mother's Day
HNL (w)Hole 'nother level
HOAS Hold on a second
HP Hit points / Health points (online gaming)
HRU How are you?
HTH Hope this helps
HUB Head up butt
HUYA Head up your *butt*
HV Have
HVH Heroic Violet Hold (online gaming)
HW Homework
"I" Text Message / Chat Abbreviations
I2 I too (me too)
IA8 I already ate
IAAA I am an accountant
IAAD I am a doctor
IAAL I am a lawyer
IAC In any case
IAE In any event
IANAC I am not a crook
IANAL I am not a lawyer
IAO I am out (of here)
IB I'm back
IB I'm back
IC I see
ICAM I couldn't agree more
ICBW It could be worse
ICEDI I can't even discuss it
ICFILWU I could fall in love with you
ICYMI In case you missed it (Twitter slang)

IDBI I don't believe it
IDC I don't care
IDGAF I don't give a *freak*
IDK I don't know
IDTS I don't think so
IDUNNO I don't know
IFYP I feel your pain
IG2R I got to run
IGHT I got high tonight
IGN I (I've) got nothing
IGP I got to (go) pee
IHNI I have no idea
IIRC If I remember correctly
IIIO Intel inside, idiot outside
IK I know
IKR I know, right?
ILBL8 I'll be late
ILU I love you
ILUM I love you man
ILY I love you
IM Instant message
IMAO In my arrogant opinion
IMHO In my humble opinion
ImL (in Arial font) Means I love you (a way of using the American sign language in text)
IMNSHO In my not so humble opinion
IMO In my opinion
IMS I am sorry
IMSB I am so bored
IMTM I am the man
IMU I miss u (you)
INAL I'm not a lawyer
INC Meaning "incoming" (online gaming)
IOMH In over my head
IOW In other words
IRL In real life
IRMC I rest my case
ISLY I still love you
ITAM It's The Accounting, Man (financial blogs)
ITYK I thought you knew
IUSS If you say so
IWALU I will always love you
IWAWO I want a way out
IWIAM Idiot wrapped in a moron
IYKWIM If you know what I mean
IYO In your opinion
IYQ Meaning "I like you"
IYSS If you say so
"J" Text Message / Chat Abbreviations
j00 You
j00r Your
JAC Just a second
JAM Just a minute
JAS Just a second
JC (J/C) Just checking
JDI Just do it
JFF Just for fun
JFGI Just *freaking* Google it
JIC Just in case
JJ (J/J) Just joking
JJA Just joking around
JK (J/K) Just kidding
JLMK Just let me know
JMO Just my opinion
JP Just playing
JP Jackpot (online gaming, bingo games)
JT (J/T) Just teasing
JTLYK Just to let you know
JV Meaning "joint venture"
JW Just wondering
"K" Text Messages / Chat Abbreviations
K Okay
KK Knock, knock
KK Okay, Okay!
K8T Katie
k/b Keyboard
KB Keyboard
KB Kick butt (online gaming)
KDFU Means Cracking (K) the (D as in Da) *freak* up
KEWL Cool
KEYA I will key you later
KEYME Key me when you get in
KFY Kiss for you
KIA Know it all
KISS Keep it simple, stupid
KIT Keep in touch
KMA Kiss my *a*
KMK Kiss my keister
KMT Kiss my tushie
KOC Kiss on cheek
KOL Kiss on cheek
KOS Kid over shoulder
KOW Knock on wood
KOTC Kiss on the cheek
KOTL Kiss on the lips
KNIM Know what I mean?
KNOW Meaning "knowledge"
KPC Keeping parents clueless
KS Kill then steal (online gaming)
KSC Kind (of) sort (of) chuckle
KT Katie
KUTGW Keep up the good work
"L" Text Message & Chat Abbreviations
L2G Like to go?
L2G (would) Love to go
L2K Like to come
l33t Leet, meaning 'elite'
L8R Later
L8RG8R Later, gator
LBAY Laughing back at you
LD Later, dude
LD Long distance
LDO Like, duh obviously
LEMENO Let me know
LERK Leaving easy reach of keyboard
LFD Left for day
LFG Looking for group (online gaming)
LFG Looking for guard (online gaming)
LFM Looking for more (online gaming)
LGH Lets get high
LH6 Lets have sex
LHSX Lets have sex
LHM Lord help me
LHO Laughing head off
LI LinkedIn
LIC Like I care
LIK Meaning liquor
LIMT Laugh in my tummy
LLGB Love, later, God bless
LLS Laughing like *silly*
LMAO Laughing my *a* off
LMBO Laughing my butt off
LMFAO Laughing my freaking *a* off
LMIRL Lets meet in real life
LMK Let me know
LMMFAO Laughing my mother freaking a** off
LMNK Leave my name out
LNT Meaning lost in translation
LOA List of acronyms
LOL Laughing out loud
LOL Laugh out loud
LOL Lots of love
LOLH Laughing out loud hysterically
LOLO Lots of love
LOLWTF Laughing out loud (saying) "What the *freak*?"
LOTI Laughing on the inside
LOTR Lord of The Rings (online gaming)
LQTM Laughing quietly to myself
LSHMBH Laugh so hard my belly hurts
LSV Language, sex and violence
LTD Living the dream
LTLWDLS Let's twist like we did last summer
LTNS Long time no see
LTOD Laptop of death
LTS Laughing to self
LULT Love you long time
LULZ Slang for LOL
LVM Left voice mail
LWOS Laughing without smiling
LY Love ya
LYLAS Love you like a sis
LYLC Love you like crazy
LYSM Love you so much
"M" Text Messages & Chat Abbreviations
M$ Microsoft
M8 Mate
MB Mamma's boy
MBS Mom behind shoulder
MC Merry Christmas
MDIAC My Dad is a cop
MEGO My eyes glaze over
MEH Meaning a "shrug" or shrugging shoulders
MEH Meaning a "so-so" or "just okay"
MEHH Meaning a "sigh" or sighing
MEZ Meaning "mesmerize" (online gaming)
MFI Mad for it
MGB May God bless
MGMT Management
MIRL Meet in real life
MISS.(number) Meaning "child and her age". Miss.3 would be a 3-year old daughter
MKAY Meaning "Mmm, okay"
MLM Meaning give the middle finger
MM Sister (Mandarin Chinese txt msg)
MMK Meaning okay? (as a question)
MNC Mother nature calls
MNSG Mensaje (message in Spanish)
MorF Male or female?
MOMBOY Mamma's boy
MOO My own opinion
MOOS Member of the opposite sex
MOS Mother over shoulder
MOSS Member of same sex
MP Mana points (online gaming)
MR.(number) Meaning "child and his age". Mr.3 would be a 3-year old son
MRT Modified ReTweet (Twitter slang)

MSG Message
MTF More to follow
MTFBWU May the force be with you
MU Miss U (you)
MUAH Multiple unsuccessful attempts (at/to) humor
MUSM Miss you so much
MWAH Meaning "kiss" (it is is the sound made when kissing through the air)
MYO Mind your own (business)
MYOB Mind your own business
"N" Text Message & Chat Abbreviations
n00b Newbie
N1 Nice one
N2M Nothing too much
NADT Not a darn thing
NALOPKT Not a lot of people know that
NANA Not now, no need
NBD No big deal
NBFAB No bad for a beginner (online gaming)
NC Nice crib (online gaming)
ND Nice double (online gaming)
NE Any
NE1 Anyone
NFM None for me / Not for me
NFM Not for me
NFS Need for Speed (online gaming)
NFS Not for sale
NFW No *freaking* way
NFW Not for work
NFWS Not for work safe
NH Nice hand (online gaming)
NIFOC Naked in front of computer
NIGI Now I get it
NIMBY Not in my back yard
NIROK Not in reach of keyboard
NLT No later than
NM Nothing much
NM Never mind
NM Nice meld (online gaming)
NMH Not much here
NMJC Nothing much, just chilling
NMU Not much, you?
NO1 No one
NOOB Meaning someone who is bad at (online) games
NOWL Meaning "knowledge"
NOYB None of your business
NP No problem
NPC Non-playing character (online gaming)
NQT Newly qualified teacher
NR Nice roll (online gaming)
NRN No response/reply necessary
NS Nice score (online gaming)
NS Nice split (online gaming)
NSA No strings attached
NSFW Not safe for work
NSISR Not sure if spelled right
NT Nice try
NTHING Nothing (SMS)
NTS Note to self
NVM Never mind
NVR Never
NW No way
NWO No way out
"O" Text Message / Chat Abbreviations
O4U Only for you
O Opponent (online gaming)
O Meaning "hugs"
O Over
OA Online auctions
(see more auction abbreviations)

OATUS On a totally unrelated subject
OB Oh baby
OB Oh brother
OG Original gangster
OH Overheard
OI Operator indisposed
OIB Oh, I'm back
OIC Oh, I see
OJ Only joking
OL Old lady
OLL Online love
OM Old man
OM Oh, my
OMAA Oh, my aching *A* (butt)
OMDB Over my dead body
OMFG Oh my *freaking* God
omfglmaobbqrofl
copteriss oh my *freaking* god, laugh my *a* off, owned, roll on floor spinning around I'm so sad
OMG Oh my God
OMGYG2BK Oh my God, you got to be kidding
OMW On my way
ONL Online
OO Over and out
OOC Out of character
OOH Out of here
OOTD One of these days
OOTO Out of the office
OP On phone
ORLY Oh really?
OT Off topic (discussion forums)
OTB Off to bed
OTFL On the floor laughing
OTL Out to lunch
OTOH On the other hand
OTP On the phone
OTT Over the top
OTTOMH Off the top of my head
OTW Off to work
OVA Over
OYO On your own
"P" Text Message / Chat Abbreviations
P Partner (online gaming)
P2P Parent to parent
P2P Peer to peer
P2P Pay to play (online gaming)
P911 Parents coming into room alert
PAT Meaning "patrol" (online gaming)
PAW Parents are watching
PBOOK Phonebook (e-mail)
PC Player character (online gaming)
PCM Please call me
PDA Personal display (of) affection
PDH Pretty darn happy
PDS Please don't shoot
PDQ Pretty darn quick
PEEPS People
PFT Pretty *freaking* tight
PIC Picture
PIP Peeing in pants (laughing hard)
PIR Parents in room
PISS Put in some sugar
PITA Pain in the *butt*
PKMN Pokemon (online gaming)
PL8 Plate
PLD Played
PLMK Please let me know
PLS Please
PLU People like us
PLZ Please
PLZTLME Please tell me
PM Private Message
PMFI Pardon me for interrupting
PMFJI Pardon me for jumping in
PMSL Pee myself laughing
POAHF Put on a happy face
POS Parent over shoulder
POV Point of view
POV Privately owned vehicle (originally used to differentiate an individual's vehicle from a military vehicle)
PPL People
PPU Pending pick-up
PROLLY Probably
PROGGY Meaning computer program
PRON Meaning pornography
PRT Party
PRT Please Retweet (Twitter slang)

PRW People/parents are watching
PSOS Parent standing over shoulder
PSP Playstation Portable
PST Please send tell (online gaming)
PTIYPASI Put that in your pipe and smoke it
PTL Praise the Lord
PTMM Please tell me more
PUG Pick up group (online gaming)
PVP Player versus player (online gaming)
PWN Meaning "own"
PXT Please explain that
PU That stinks!
PUKS Pick up kids (SMS)
PYT Pretty young thing
PZ Peace
PZA Pizza
"Q" Text Message / Chat Abbreviations
Q Queue
QC Quality control
QFE Question for everyone
QFI Quoted for idiocy
QFI Quoted for irony
QIK Quick
QL Quit laughing
QOTD Quote of the day
QQ (qq) Meaning "crying eyes"
QQ Quick question
QSL Reply
QSO Conversation
QT Cutie
QTPI Cutie pie
"R" Text Message / Chat Abbreviations
R Meaning "are"
R8 Rate (SMS)
RBAY Right back at you
RFN Right *freaking* now
RHIP Rank has its privileges
RIP Rest in peace
RL Real life
RLY Really
RME Rolling my eyes
RMLB Read my lips baby
RMMM Read my mail man
ROFL Rolling on floor laughing
ROFLCOPTER Rolling on floor laughing and spinning around
ROFLMAO Rolling on the floor, laughing my *butt* off
ROTFL Rolling on the floor laughing
ROTFLUTS Rolling on the floor laughing unable to speak
RS Runescape (online gaming)
RSN Real soon now
RT Roger that
RT Retweet (Twitter slang)

RTBS Reason to be single
RTFM Read the *freaking* manual
RTFQ Read the *freaking* question
RTMS Read the manual, stupid
RTNTN Retention (e-mail, Government)
RTRCTV Retroactive (e-mail, Government)
RTRMT Retirement (e-mail, Government)
RTSM Read the stupid manual
RTWFQ Read the whole *freaking* question
RU Are you?
RUMOF Are you male or female?
RUT Are u (you) there?
RUOK Are you okay?
RX Regards
RW Real world
RX Meaning drugs or prescriptions
RYB Read your Bible
RYO Roll your own
RYS Read your screen
RYS Are you single?
"S" Text Message / Chat Abbreviations
S2R Send to receive (meaning send me your picture to get mine)
S2S Sorry to say
S4L Spam for life
SAL Such a laugh
SAT Sorry about that
SB Should be
SB Smiling back
SBIA Meaning Standing back in amazement
SBT Sorry 'bout that
SC Stay cool
SDMB Sweet dreams, my baby
SETE Smiling Ear-to-Ear
SFAIK So far as I know
SH Same here
SH^ Shut up
SHID Slapping head in disgust
SICNR Sorry, I could not resist
SIG2R Sorry, I got to run
SIHTH Stupidity is hard to take
SIMYC Sorry I missed your call
SIR Strike it rich
SIS Snickering in silence
SIT Stay in touch
SK8 Skate
SK8NG Skating
SK8R Skater
SK8RBOI Skater Boy
SLAP Sounds like a plan
SMHID Scratching my head in disbelief
SNAFU Situation normal all fouled up
SNERT Snot nosed egotistical rude teenager
SO Significant other
SOAB Son of a *B*
S'OK Meaning It' (s) okay (ok)
SOL Sooner or later
SOMY Sick of me yet?
SorG Straight or Gay?
SOS Meaning help
SOS Son of Sam
SOT Short of time
SOTMG Short of time, must go
SOWM Someone with me
SPK Speak (SMS)
SRSLY Seriously
SPST Same place, same time
SPTO Spoke to
SQ Square
SRY Sorry
SS So sorry
SSDD Same stuff, different day
SSIF So stupid it's funny
SSINF So stupid it's not funny
ST&D Stop texting and drive
STFU Shut the *freak* up
STR8 Straight
STW Search the Web
SUITM See you in the morning
SUL See you later
SUP What's up?
SUTH So use(d) to haters (Facebook)
SUX Meanings sucks or "it sucks"
SUYF Shut up you fool
SWAG Meaning free stuff and giveaways from tech tradeshows (define)

SWAG Scientific wild *a* guess
SWAK Sent (or sealed) with a kiss
SWALK Sealed (or sealed) with a loving kiss
SWAT Scientific wild *butt* guess
SWL Screaming with laughter
SWMBO She who must be obeyed. Meaning wife or partner
SYL See you later
SYS See you soon
SYY Shut your yapper
"T" Text Message / Chat Abbreviations
T Think positive
T4BU Thanks for being you
T:)T Think happy thoughts
TA Thanks a lot
TAFN That's all for now
TAM Tomorro a.m.
TANK Meaning really strong
TANKED Meaning "owned"
TANKING Meaning "owning"
TARFU Things Are Really *fouled* Up.
TAU Thinking about u (you)
TAUMUALU Thinking about you miss you always love you
TBAG Process of disgracing a corpse, taunting a fragged/killed player (online gaming)
TBC To be continued
TBD To be determined
TBH To be honest
TBL Text back later
TC Take care
TCB Take care of business
TCOY Take care of yourself
TD Tower defense (online gaming)
TD2M Talk dirty to me
TDTM Talk dirty to me
TFF Too *freaking* funny
TFS Thanks for sharing
TFTF Thanks for the follow (Twitter slang)

TFTI Thanks for the invitation
TG Thank goodness
TGIF Thank God it's Friday
THX Thanks
THT Think happy thoughts
THNX Thanks
THNQ Thank-you (SMS)
TIA Thanks in advance
TIAD Tomorrow is another day
TIC Tongue-in-cheek
TILIS Tell it like it is
TIR Teacher in room
TLK2UL8R Talk to you later
TL Too long
TMA Take my advice
TMB Text me back
TMB Tweet me back (Twitter slang)

TMI Too much information
TMOT Trust me on this
TMTH Too much to handle
TMWFI Take my word for it
TNSTAAFL There's no such thing as a free lunch
TNT Til next time
TOJ Tears of joy
TOS Terms of service
TOU Thinking of you
TOY Thinking of you
TPM Tomorrow p.m.
TPTB The powers that be
TQ Te quiero / I love you (Spanish SMS)
TSH Tripping so hard
TSNF That's so not fair
TSTB The sooner, the better
TTFN Ta ta for now
TTLY Totally
TTTT These things take time
TTUL Talk to you later
TU Thank you
TUI Turning you in
TWSS That's what she said
TTG Time to go
TTYAFN Talk to you awhile from now
TTYL Talk to you later
TTYS Talk to you soon
TY Thank you
TYFC Thank you for charity (online gaming)
TYFYC Thank you for your comment
TYS Told you so
TYT Take your time
TYSO Thank you so much
TYAFY Thank you and *freak* you
TYVM Thank you very much
"U" Text Message / Chat Abbreviations
^URS Up yours
UCMU You crack me up
UDI Unidentified drinking injury (meaning bruise, scratch, ache and so on)
UDM U (You) da (the) man
UDS Ugly domestic scene
UFB Un *freaking* believable
UFN Until further notice
UGTBK You've got to be kidding
UKTR You know that's right
UL Upload
U-L Meaning "You will"
UNA Use no acronyms
UN4TUN8 Unfortunate
UNBLEFBLE Unbelievable
UNCRTN Uncertain
UNPC Un- (not) politically correct
UOK (Are) You ok?
UR You are / You're
UR2YS4ME You are too wise for me
URA* You are a star
URH You are hot (U R Hot)
URSKTM You are so kind to me
URTM You are the man
URW You are welcome
USBCA Until something better comes along
USU Usually
UT Unreal Tournament (online gaming)
UT2L You take too long
UTM You tell me
UV Unpleasant visual
UW You're welcome
"V" Text Message / Chat Abbreviations
VBS Very big smile
VEG Very evil grin
VFF Very freaking funny
VFM Value for money
VGC Very good condition
VGG Very good game (online gaming)
VGH Very good hand (online gaming)
VIP Very important person
VM Voice mail
VN Very nice
VNH Very nice hand (online gaming)
VRY Very
VSC Very soft chuckle
VSF Very sad face
VWD Very well done (online gaming)
VWP Very well played (online gaming)
"W" Text Message / Chat Abbreviations
W@ What?
W/ With
W/B Welcome back
W3 WWW (Web address)
W8 Wait
WAH Working at home
WAJ What a jerk
WAM Wait a minute
WAN2 Want to? (SMS)
WAN2TLK Want to talk
WAREZ meaning pirated (illegally gained) software
WAS Wait a second
WAS Wild *a* guess
WAWA Where are we at?
WAYF Where are you from?
W/B Write back
WB Welcome back
WBS Write back soon
WBU What about you?
WC Welcome
WC Who cares
WCA Who cares anyway
W/E Whatever
W/END Weekend
WE Whatever
WEP Weapon (online gaming)
WH5 Who, what, when, where, why
WIBNI Wouldn't it be nice if
WDALYIC Who died and left you in charge
WDYK What do you know?
WDYT What do you think?
WGACA What do you think?
WIIFM What's in it for me?
WISP Winning is so pleasurable
WITP What is the point?
WITW What in the world
WIU Wrap it up
WK Week
WKD Weekend
WRT With regard to
WL Whatta loser
W/O Without
WOMBAT Waste of money, brains and time
WOW World of Warcraft (online gaming)
WRK Work
WRU@ Where are you at?
WRUD What are you doing?
WTB Want to buy (online gaming)
WTF What the *freak* ?
WTFE What the *freak* ever
WTFO What the *freak* ?, over.
WTG Way to go
WTGP Want to go private (talk out of public chat area)
WTH What the heck?
WTM Who's the man?
WTS Want to sell? (online gaming)
WTT Want to trade? (online gaming)
WU What's up?
WUCIWUG What you see is what you get
WUF Where are you from?
WUP What's up?
WUW What u (you) want?
WUU2 What are you up to?
WUZ Meaning "was"
WWJD What would Jesus do?
WWJD What Would Judd Do? (Artist Donald Judd, who was known to do things in his own compulsive way.)
WWNC Will wonders never cease
WWYC Write when you can
WYCM Will you call me?
WYD What (are) you doing?
WYGAM When you get a minute
WYHAM When you have a minute
WYLEI When you least expect it
WYSIWYG What you see is what you get
WYWH Wish you were here
"X" Text Message / Chat Abbreviations
X-1-10 Meaning "Exciting"
X Kiss
X! Meaning "a typical woman"
XD Meaning "really hard laugh" (where D is a smiley mouth)
XD Meaning a "devilish smile"
XME Excuse Me
XOXOXO Hugs & Kisses
XLNT Excellent
XLR8 Meaning "faster" or "going faster"
XYL Ex-young lady, meaning wife. (amateur radio)
XYZ Examine your zipper
"Y" Text Message / Chat Abbreviations
Y? Why?
Y Meaning Yawn
Y2K You're too kind
YA Your
YAA Yet another acronym
YABA Yet another bloody acronym
YARLY Ya, really?
YBIC Your brother in Christ
YBS You'll be sorry
YCDBWYCID You can't do business when your computer is down
YCHT You can have them
YCLIU You can look it up
YCMU You crack me up
YCT Meaning Your comment to?
YD Yesterday
YF Wife
YG Young gentleman
YGTBKM You've got to be kidding me
YGG You go girl
YHBT You have been trolled
YHBW You have been warned
YHL You have lost
YIU Yes, I understand
YKW You know what
YKWYCD You know what you can do
YL Young lady
YMMV Your mileage may vary
YNK You never know
YR Your
YR Yeah right
YRYOCC You're running your own cuckoo clock
YSIC Your sister in Christ
YSYD Yeah sure you do
YT You there?
YTB You're the best
YTB Youth talk back
YTTL You take too long
YTG You're the greatest
YW You're welcome
YWHNB Yes, we have no bananas
YWHOL Yelling "woohoo" out loud
YWSYLS You win some, you lose some
YYSSW Yeah, yeah, sure, sure, whatever
"Z" Text Message / Chat Abbreviations
Z Zero
Z Z's are calling (meaning going to bed/sleep)
Z Meaning "Said"
Z% Zoo
ZH Sleeping Hour
ZOMG Used in World of Warcraft to mean OMG (Oh My God)
ZOT Zero tolerance
ZUP Meaning "What's up?"
ZZZZ Sleeping (or bored)

Posted: Dec 31, 1969 (05:00:00 PM)
I had sex with your girlfriend because i'm sexy.

Find out what you did today down below and COMMENT ;)

Find your birthday!

January: I kissed...
February: I fought...
March: I ran naked with...
April: I raped...
May: I ate out...
June: I cuddled with...
July: I had sex with...
August: I ran shirtless with...
September: I stabbed...
October: I killed...
November: I slept with...
December: I smoked with...

Pick the day (number) you were born on!

01: the Kool-Aid man
02: a horse
03: a fat rat
04: a toothbrush
05: your dad
06: a bag of weed
07: your boyfriend
08: your mom
09: an emo kid
10: an orange
11: Paris Hilton
12: Osama Bin Laden
13: a monkey
14: a cat
15: a pickle
16: your girlfriend
17: a donkey
18: a dog
19: a hobo
20: a crackhead
21: your granddad
22: an easter egg
23: a Nyan Cat
24: a sexy potato
25: a jar of honey
26: a Pokemon
27: a stripper
28: a french fry
29: a dealer
30: a homeless guy
31: your grandma

Now choose the color of the shirt you're wearing!

White: because that's how I roll, BIOTCH! B)
Black: because I'm sexy! ;)
Pink: because I love weed.
Red: because I have amazing boobs.
Blue: because I'm a pimp and you're jealous.
Yellow: because I hate my life.
Purple: because I'm cool.
Gray: because lil kids told me to.
Other: because I have Double D's.
Green: because I'm beautiful.
Orange: because I smoke crack!

Posted: Dec 31, 1969 (05:00:00 PM)
Rob is a sexy beast

Posted: Dec 31, 1969 (05:00:00 PM)
they say, "you are what you eat". that's funny, because i don't remember eating a sexy beast this morning.

Posted: Dec 31, 1969 (05:00:00 PM)
Sexy BEAST mode!

Posted: Dec 31, 1969 (05:00:00 PM)
They say you are what you eat..... that's funny, I don't remember eating a sexy beast this mourning.

Posted: Dec 31, 1969 (05:00:00 PM)
SHOUTOUT TO MY HOMIE RP FOR LOOKING FOR ME AND GETTING ME A SEWING MACHINE. MUCH LOVE YOU SEXY BEAST MUAH. JUSTROB JUSTROB LOL.

Posted: Dec 31, 1969 (05:00:00 PM)
They say, "you are what you eat!" That's funny I don't remember eatin a sexy beast this morning. Hahaha

Posted: Dec 31, 1969 (05:00:00 PM)
They say you are what you eat. That's funny, I don't remember eating a sexy beast this morning.

Posted: Dec 31, 1969 (05:00:00 PM)
i love my daughter taylor so much she is a sexy beast.. and i also like licking sweaty juicy feet ahaaaaaaa hacked! love you mum<3

Posted: Dec 31, 1969 (05:00:00 PM)
"you are what you eat".......thats funny i dont remember eating any sexy beast!!!!

Posted: Dec 31, 1969 (05:00:00 PM)
They say you are what you eat. That's funny, I don't remember eating a sexy beast this morning...

Posted: Dec 31, 1969 (05:00:00 PM)
They say you are what you eat.

That's weird I don't remember eating a sexy beast this morning.

Posted: Dec 31, 1969 (05:00:00 PM)
"you are what you eat"
Funny, I don't remember eating a sexy beast this morning...

Posted: Dec 31, 1969 (05:00:00 PM)
They say you are what you eat, but I didn't eat a sexy beast

Posted: Dec 31, 1969 (05:00:00 PM)
They say you are what you eat...Funny, I don't remember eating sexy beast this morning.

Posted: Dec 31, 1969 (05:00:00 PM)
New favorite quote "They say 'you are what you eat' thats funny i dont remember eating a sexy beast this morning "

Posted: Dec 31, 1969 (05:00:00 PM)
dvds £1.50 each or 7 for £10
in time
final destination 5
killer elite
contagion
weekender
30 minutes or less
tower heist
abduction
carjacked
the change up
the eye
dinner for schmucks
the back up plan
meet the little fockers
saw 5
hostel part 3
righteous kill
18 year old virgin
knight and day
ghost rider
spider man 3
the social network
this is england
in your eyes
goal 2
the return
the heavy
senna
7 lives
whats your number
twilight breaking drwan
alan carr sexy beast
sex and the city
wrong turn 3 and 4
dark ride
terminator salvation
sherlock holmes
johnny english reborn

Posted: Dec 31, 1969 (05:00:00 PM)
They say "you are what you eat. " Well that's funny cuz I don't remember eating a sexy beast this morning (; hahaha

Posted: Dec 31, 1969 (05:00:00 PM)
Aaliyah Bieuz is the most coolest person in the whole wide world! she a sexy sexy beast
!
LOVEYOUSHAI HACKED XOXO

Posted: Dec 31, 1969 (05:00:00 PM)
you are what you eat...
that's funny, i dont remember eating a sexy beast this morning

Posted: Dec 31, 1969 (05:00:00 PM)
They say you are what you eat...Funny, I don't remember eating a sexy beast this morning!!

Posted: Dec 31, 1969 (05:00:00 PM)
The say "You are what you eat!" That's funny. I don't remember eating a sexy beast this morning. (; hahaha





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