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Free speech is meant to protect unpopular speech. Popular speech, by definition, needs no protection. This is wonderful!

The Cold, Cold Wind of Reality.


Neal Boortz is a Texan, a lawyer, a Texas Aggie (Texas A&M), and now a nationally syndicated talk show host from Atlanta . His commencement address to the graduates of a recentTexas A&M class is far different from what either the students or the faculty expected. His views are thought provoking.

"I am honored by the invitation to address you on this august occasion. It's about time. Be warned, however, that I am not here to impress you; you'll have enough smoke blown up your bloomers today. And you can bet your tassels I'm not here to impress the faculty and administration. You may not like much of what I have to say, and that's fine. You will remember it though. Especially after about 10 years out there in the real world. This, it goes without saying, does not apply to those of you who will seek your careers and your fortunes as government employees.

This gowned gaggle behind me is your faculty. You've heard the old saying that those who can - do. Those who can't - teach. That sounds deliciously insensitive. But there is often raw truth in insensitivity, just as you often find feel-good falsehoods and lies in compassion. Say good-bye to your faculty because now you are getting ready to go out there and do. These folks behind me are going to stay right here and teach.

By the way, just because you are leaving this place with a diploma doesn't mean the learning is over. When an FAA flight examiner handed me my private pilot's license many years ago, he said, Here, this is your ticket to learn.' The same can be said for your diploma. Believe me, the learning has just begun.

Now, I realize that most of you consider yourselves Liberals. In fact, you are probably very proud of your liberal views. You care so much. You feel so much. You want to help so much. After all, you're a compassionate and caring person, aren't you now? Well, isn't that just so extraordinarily special. Now, at this age, is as good a time as any to be a liberal; as good a time as any to know absolutely everything. You have plenty of time, starting tomorrow, for the truth to set in.

Over the next few years, as you begin to feel the cold breath of reality down your neck, things are going to start changing pretty fast... Including your own assessment of just how much you really know.

So here are the first assignments for your initial class in reality: Pay attention to the news, read newspapers, and listen to the words and phrases that proud Liberals use to promote their causes. Then, compare the words of the left to the words and phrases you hear from those evil, heartless, greedy conservatives. From the Left you will hear "I feel." From the Right you will hear "I think." From the Liberals you will hear references to groups -- The Blacks, the Poor, The Rich, The Disadvantaged, The Less Fortunate. From the Right you will hear references to individuals. On the Left you hear talk of group rights; on the Right, individual rights.

That about sums it up, really: Liberals feel. Liberals care. They are pack animals whose identity is tied up in group dynamics. Conservatives think -- and, setting aside the theocracy crowd, their identity is centered on the individual.

Liberals feel that their favored groups have enforceable rights to the property and services of productive individuals. Conservatives, I among them I might add, think that individuals have the right to protect their lives and their property from the plunder of the masses.

In college you developed a group mentality, but if you look closely at your diplomas you will see that they have your individual names on them. Not the name of your school mascot, or of your fraternity or sorority, but your name. Your group identity is going away. Your recognition and appreciation of your individual identity starts now.

If, by the time you reach the age of 30, you do not consider yourself to be a conservative, rush right back here as quickly as you can and apply for a faculty position. These people will welcome you with open arms. They will welcome you, that is, so long as you haven't developed an individual identity. Once again you will have to be willing to sign on to the group mentality you embraced during the past four years.

Something is going to happen soon that is going to really open your eyes. You're going to actually get a full time job!

You're also going to get a lifelong work partner. This partner isn't going to help you do your job. This partner is just going to sit back and wait for payday. This partner doesn't want to share in your effort, but in your earnings.

Your new lifelong partner is actually an agent; an agent representing a strange and diverse group of people; an agent for every teenager with an illegitimate child; an agent for a research scientist who wanted to make some cash answering the age-old question of why monkeys grind their teeth. An agent for some poor demented hippie who considers herself to be a meaningful and talented artist, but who just can't manage to sell any of her artwork on the open market.

Your new partner is an agent for every person with limited, if any, job skills, but who wanted a job at City Hall. An agent for tin-horn dictators in fancy military uniforms grasping for American foreign aid. An agent for multi-million dollar companies who want someone else to pay for their overseas advertising. An agent for everybody who wants to use the unimaginable power of this agent's for their personal enrichment and benefit.
That agent is our wonderful, caring, compassionate, oppressive government. Believe me, you will be awed by the unimaginable power this agent has. Power that you do not have. A power that no individual has, or will have. This agent has the legal power to use force, deadly force to accomplish its goals.

You have no choice here. Your new friend is just going to walk up to you, introduce itself rather gruffly, hand you a few forms to fill out, and move right on in. Say hello to your own personal one ton gorilla. It will sleep anywhere it wants to.

Now, let me tell you, this agent is not cheap. As you become successful it will seize about 40% of everything you earn. And no, I'm sorry, there just isn't any way you can fire this agent of plunder, and you can't decrease its share of your income. That power rests with him, not you.

So, here I am saying negative things to you about government. Well, be clear on this: It is not wrong to distrust government. It is not wrong to fear government. In certain cases it is not even wrong to despise government for government is inherently evil. Yes, a necessary evil, but dangerous nonetheless, somewhat like a drug. Just as a drug that in the proper dosage can save your life, an overdose of government can be fatal.

Now let's address a few things that have been crammed into your minds at this university. There are some ideas you need to expunge as soon as possible. These ideas may work well in academic environment, but they fail miserably out there in the real world.

First is that favorite buzz word of the media and academia: Diversity! You have been taught that the real value of any group of people - be it a social group, an employee group, a management group, whatever - is based on diversity. This is a favored liberal ideal because diversity is based not on an individuals abilities or character, but on a person's identity and status as a member of a group. Yes, it's that liberal group identity thing again.

Within the great diversity movement group identification - be it racial, gender based, or some other minority status - means more than the individuals integrity, character or other qualifications.

Brace yourself. You are about to move from this academic atmosphere where diversity rules, to a workplace and a culture where individual achievement and excellence actually count. No matter what your professors have taught you over the last four years, you are about to learn that diversity is absolutely no replacement for excellence, ability, and individual hard work. From this day on every single time you hear the word "diversity" you can rest assured that there is someone close by who is determined to rob you of every vestige of individuality you possess.

We also need to address this thing you seem to have about "rights." We have witnessed an obscene explosion of so-called "rights" in the last few decades, usually emanating from college campuses.

You know the mantra: You have the right to a job. The right to a place to live. The right to a living wage. The right to health care. The right to an education. You probably even have your own pet right - the right to a Beemer for instance, or the right to have someone else provide for that child you plan on downloading in a year or so.

Forget it. Forget those rights! I'll tell you what your rights are. You have a right to live free, and to the results of 60% -75% of your labor. I'll also tell you have no right to any portion of the life or labor of another.

You may, for instance, think that you have a right to health care. After all, President Obama said so, didn't he? But you cannot receive health-care unless some doctor or health practitioner surrenders some of his time - his life - to you. He may be willing to do this for compensation, but that's his choice. You have no "right" to his time or property. You have no right to his or any other person's life or to any portion thereof.

You may also think you have some "right" to a job; a job with a living wage, whatever that is. Do you mean to tell me that you have a right to force your services on another person, and then the right to demand that this person compensate you with their money? Sorry, forget it. I am sure you would scream if some urban outdoors men (that would be "homeless person" for those of you who don't want to give these less fortunate people a romantic and adventurous title) came to you and demanded his job and your money.

The people who have been telling you about all the rights you have are simply exercising one of theirs - the right to be imbeciles. Their being imbeciles didn't cost anyone else either property or time. It's their right, and they exercise it brilliantly.

By the way, did you catch my use of the phrase "less fortunate" a bit ago when I was talking about the urban outdoors men? That phrase is a favorite of the Left. Think about it, and you'll understand why.

To imply that one person is homeless, destitute, dirty, drunk, spaced out on drugs, unemployable, and generally miserable because he is "less fortunate" is to imply that a successful person - one with a job, a home and a future - is in that position because he or she was "fortunate." The dictionary says that fortunate means "having derived good from an unexpected place." There is nothing unexpected about deriving good from hard work. There is also nothing unexpected about deriving misery from choosing drugs, alcohol, and the street.

If the Liberal Left can create the common perception that success and failure are simple matters of "fortune" or "luck," then it is easy to promote and justify their various income redistribution schemes. After all, we are just evening out the odds a little bit. This "success equals luck" idea the liberals like to push is seen everywhere. Former Democratic presidential candidate Richard Gephardt refers to high-achievers as "people who have won life's lottery." He wants you to believe they are making the big bucks because they are lucky. It's not luck, my friends. It's choice. One of the greatest lessons I ever learned was in a book by Og Mandino, entitled, "The Greatest Secret in the World." The lesson? Very simple: "Use wisely your power of choice."

That bum sitting on a heating grate, smelling like a wharf rat? He's there by choice. He is there because of the sum total of the choices he has made in his life. This truism is absolutely the hardest thing for some people to accept, especially those who consider themselves to be victims of something or other - victims of discrimination, bad luck, the system, capitalism, whatever. After all, nobody really wants to accept the blame for his or her position in life. Not when it is so much easier to point and say, "Look! He did this to me!" than it is to look into a mirror and say, "You S. O. B.! You did this to me!"

The key to accepting responsibility for your life is to accept the fact that your choices, every one of them, are leading you inexorably to either success or failure, however you define those terms.

Some of the choices are obvious: Whether or not to stay in school Whether or not to get pregnant. Whether or not to hit the bottle. Whether or not to keep this job you hate until you get another better-paying job. Whether or not to save some of your money, or saddle yourself with huge payments for that new car.

Some of the choices are seemingly insignificant: Whom to go to the movies with. Whose car to ride home in. Whether to watch the tube tonight, or read a book on investing. But, and you can be sure of this, each choice counts. Each choice is a building block - some large, some small. But each one is a part of the structure of your life. If you make the right choices, or if you make more right choices than wrong ones, something absolutely terrible may happen to you. Something unthinkable. You, my friend, could become one of the hated, the evil, the ugly, the feared, the filthy, the successful, the rich.

The rich basically serve two purposes in this country. First, they provide the investments, the investment capital, and the brains for the formation of new businesses. Businesses that hire people. Businesses that send millions of paychecks home each week to the un-rich.

Second, the rich are a wonderful object of ridicule, distrust, and hatred. Few things are more valuable to a politician than the envy most Americans feel for the evil rich.

Envy is a powerful emotion. Even more powerful than the emotional minefield that surrounded Bill Clinton when he reviewed his last batch of White House interns. Politicians use envy to get votes and power. And they keep that power by promising the envious that the envied will be punished: "The rich will pay their fair share of taxes if I have anything to do with it." The truth is that the top 10% of income earners in this country pays almost 50% of all income taxes collected. I shudder to think what these job producers would be paying if our tax system were any more "fair."

You have heard, no doubt, that the rich get richer and the poor get poorer. Interestingly enough, our government's own numbers show that many of the poor actually get richer, and that quite a few of the rich actually get poorer. But for the rich who do actually get richer, and the poor who remain poor .. there's an explanation -- a reason. The rich, you see, keep doing the things that make them rich; while the poor keep doing the things that make them poor.

Speaking of the poor, during your adult life you are going to hear an endless string of politicians bemoaning the plight of the poor. So, you need to know that under our government's definition of "poor" you can have a $5 million net worth, a $300,000 home and a new $90,000 Mercedes, all completely paid for. You can also have a maid, cook, and valet, and a million in your checking account, and you can still be officially defined by our government as "living in poverty." Now there's something you haven't seen on the evening news.

How does the government pull this one off? Very simple, really. To determine whether or not some poor soul is "living in poverty," the government measures one thing -- just one thing. Income.

It doesn't matter one bit how much you have, how much you own, how many cars you drive or how big they are, whether or not your pool is heated, whether you winter in Aspen and spend the summers in the Bahamas, or how much is in your savings account. It only matters how much income you claim in that particular year. This means that if you take a one-year leave of absence from your high-paying job and decide to live off the money in your savings and checking accounts while you write the next great American novel, the government says you are living in poverty."

This isn't exactly what you had in mind when you heard these gloomy statistics, is it? Do you need more convincing? Try this. The government's own statistics show that people who are said to be "living in poverty" spend more than $1.50 for each dollar of income they claim. Something is a bit fishy here. Just remember all this the next time Charles Gibson tells you about some hideous new poverty statistics.

Why has the government concocted this phony poverty scam? Because the government needs an excuse to grow and to expand its social welfare programs, which translates into an expansion of its power. If the government can convince you, in all your compassion, that the number of "poor" is increasing, it will have all the excuse it needs to sway an electorate suffering from the advanced stages of Obsessive-Compulsive Compassion Disorder.

I'm about to be stoned by the faculty here. They've already changed their minds about that honorary degree I was going to get. That's OK, though. I still have my PhD in Insensitivity from the Neal Boortz Institute for Insensitivity Training. I learned that, in short, sensitivity sucks. It's a trap. Think about it - the truth knows no sensitivity. Life can be insensitive. Wallow too much in sensitivity and you'll be unable to deal with life, or the truth, so get over it.

Now, before the dean has me shackled and hauled off, I have a few random thoughts.

* You need to register to vote, unless you are on welfare. If you are living off the efforts of others, please do us the favor of sitting down and shutting up until you are on your own again.

* When you do vote, your votes for the House and the Senate are more important than your vote for President. The House controls the purse strings, so concentrate your awareness there.

* Liars cannot be trusted, even when the liar is the President of the country. If someone can't deal honestly with you, send them packing.

* Don't bow to the temptation to use the government as an instrument of plunder. If it is wrong for you to take money from someone else who earned it -- to take their money by force for your own needs -- then it is certainly just as wrong for you to demand that the government step forward and do this dirty work for you.

* Don't look in other people's pockets. You have no business there. What they earn is theirs. What you earn is yours. Keep it that way. Nobody owes you anything, except to respect your privacy and your rights, and leave you the hell alone.

* Speaking of earning, the revered 40-hour workweek is for losers. Forty hours should be considered the minimum, not the maximum. You don't see highly successful people clocking out of the office every afternoon at five. The losers are the ones caught up in that afternoon rush hour. The winners drive home in the dark.

* Free speech is meant to protect unpopular speech. Popular speech, by definition, needs no protection.

* Finally (and aren't you glad to hear that word), as Og Mandino wrote,
1. Proclaim your rarity. Each of you is a rare and unique human being.
2. Use wisely your power of choice.
3. Go the extra mile, drive home in the dark.

Oh, and put off buying a television set as long as you can. Now, if you have any idea at all what's good for you, you will get out of here and never come back. Class dismissed"

Feeling much better! Cars working just lovely now.
Not to mention I just bought 3 panties, 2 pairs of shoes, and a bra for $30. What a fucking bargain!!
Now time for bed. =)

ok so i have been looking at 2 different ways of life there is the life without kids and the life with kids and i have no idea why people actually have kids for example option A (no kids) you can travel the world, go to the movies, go to partys, go out for dinner, poo by yourself, spend all the weekend in bed with the person you love snuggling watching movies, stay up until midnight (wow) ,get very very drunk,buy a spa,make your dinner and eat it before it gets cold and the list goes on... or option B (lets have kids) clean up poo,wee, throw up and snot, stay locked up in your house because your child has a new obsession of cars and what happens if you run out in front of one, poo with an audience,never go to partys with out thinking "oh my i should really be asleep this is going to kick me in the morning" ,never go to the movies, never go for dinner, never go to the shops with out at least 5 tantrums and getting told what to do by someone that has just learnt how to talk! hmmmmm baffles me they should really come with a warning !!!

So, on my way home from I-90 there was 2 guys in this new fancy Audi, I was trying to be nice and not cut em off so I waiting to getting around em. After waiting I finally went around em and I jetted on it. Next thing I know they start to follow me....speed racer kicks in and so I bounced off the freeway to get gas. I see em weave around the other cars, so I figured I would loss em at the light....perfect timing! I jetted around the block got the gas and hopped on the freeway!! Ahh so sorry they couldn't find me.....I can be sneaky sometimes!!

MISSOURI RIVER FESTIVAL Civic Center Parking Lot D 5/31/2012 - 6/3/2012
Thurs., May 31: 5 PM-11 PM
Fri., June 1: 4:30 PM-11:30 PM
Sat., June 2: Noon-5 PM & 6 PM-11 PM
Sun., June 3: 1 PM-9 PM TICKET INFO Advance tickets available at the Box Office, May
21-May 30.
Get them early and avoid the lines!
Advance tickets are only $20 and include 1 gate
admission and 1 unlimited ride wristband. Advance
tickets can be used for any day or session. Advanced ticket sales close at end of business on
May 30.
June 2-June 5:
Tickets can be purchased at the ticket booth at the
entrance of Parking Lot D.
GATE ADMISSION is $2, and includes one free ride.
Thursday, May 31st:
Sneak A Peak (free admission)
Friday, June 1st:
Buddy Night (2 for 1 wristbands)
Saturday, June 2nd: Noon - 5PM & 6 PM - 11 PM (2 sessions)
$3 off unlimited ride wristbands (coupons in the
Bismarck Tribune)
Sunday, June 3rdh:
Family Fun Day (free admission with non-
perishable food donation) Featured rides: Starship, Super Shot, Zipper, Century Wheel, Scrambler, Bumper Cars, Crystal Lil's, Tornado, Moby Dick, Cobra Coaster family roller coaster, Pharaoh's Fury, Fun Slide, Dizzy Dragons, and Cliffhanger. Kiddieland includes: Barnyard, Airport, Rio Grande Train, Up Up and Away Samba Balloon Ride, Speedway, Mini Jet, the Thomas Carnival Grand Carousel - and more! Sponsored by Civic Arena Promotions, Inc. Advance tickets available at the Bismarck Civic
Center Box Office only. Get them today and avoid the lines. Each $20
ticket includes one admission and one unlimited
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The shipyard here is really starting to annoy me. In the first 2 weeks here they managed to cut my lock and steal my bicycle. Today, I found that they also needed one of my Thule bike carriers from my cars roof rack-of which I gladly gave to them while on my shift. I am willing to lend my gear to people, but I would like it back before I leave here.

SMART ASS ANSWER #6

It was meal time during an airline flight..
'Would you like dinner?', the flight attendant asked John, seated in front..
'What are my choices?' John asked.
'Yes or no,' she replied.

SMART ASS ANSWER #5

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.
Without missing a beat, she said, 'Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub.'

SMART ASS ANSWER #4

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?'
The stock boy replied, 'No ma'am, they're dead.'

SMART ASS ANSWER #3

The police officer got out of his car as the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. 'I've been waiting for you all day,' the officer said.
The kid replied, Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.'
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

SMART ASS ANSWER #2

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway and noticed a sign that read: Low Bridge Ahead. Before he knows it, the bridge is right in front of him and his truck gets wedged under it. Cars are backed up for miles.
Finally a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, 'Got stuck, huh?'
The truck driver says, 'No, I was delivering this bridge and I ran out of gas.'

SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!'
A smart-ass student in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, 'What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?'
The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, 'Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.'

A BONUS EXTRA

A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

I had the best date tonight. we watched cars 2 and had cereal for dinner. cannot wait to do it again jax

Just me and my boy!!! Watching cars 2, playing cars and having a blast.. Starting to like these boys nights with Dannovic!!!

So like 6 cop cars and 2 fire trucks came rolling into our apartment complex like a bat out of hell. And we met some of our neighbors tonight, chill.

Here are the top Rajinikanth jokes :
1. Rajnikant got admission in medical profession. And gave vivaexam. In the end he asked the examiner to come back after preparation.
2. Rajnikanth installed ebuddy in Nokia 1100.
3. Rajnikanth can speak in capìtal letters.
4. Rajnikant can make calls from his iPod to his iPad
5. Rajnikant once won an argument with his wife.
6. Rajnikanth’s Pulse is measuredin the Richter scale..!!
7. Rajnikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajnikanth
8. Rajnikant is reading the book ” How to make mistakes”
9. Rajnikanth was shot today. Tomorrow is bullet’s funeral.
10. Rajnikanth knows why this kolaveri di.
11. Gajani remembers Rajnikanth.
12. RAJNIKANT can strangle you with a cordless telephone.
13. Rajnikant runs until the treadmill gets tired.
14. Deaf People can hear RAJNIKANT talk.
15. RAJNIKANT can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
16. RAJNIKANT can hear sign language.
17. The newly got symbol for therupee is actually Rajnikhant’s signature.
18. Rajnikant’s daughter lost hervirginity. Rajnikant found it and gave it back to her.
19. Rajnikant irons his Pants withthem still on.
20. RAJNIKANT counted to infinity– twice.
21. Rajnikanth’s postal address: Rajnikanth , Madras.
22. When RAJNIKANT crosses the street, cars look both ways for RAJNIKANT.
23. Rajnikanth added facebook as his friend.
24. Rajinikanth can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards.
25. RAJNIKANT doesn’t flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out ofit.
26. Rajinikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray.
27. RAJNIKANT and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
28. RAJNIKANT has a stunt double. For crying scene.
29. Rajnikanth can put toothpaste back in the tube.
30. Rajnikanth can type 100 words per minute, with boxing gloves on.
31. Rajnikanth can receive a missed call.
32. Rajnikanth has decided to start an educational institution –“Rajni’s Medical college of Engineering in Arts and Commerce!”shah rukh says..”rajnikant performed a 2 MINUTE special appearance in my 2 HOUR film RA.ONE………” Rajnikant:”yenna rascalla….. Wrrong….. Shahrukh performed a 2 HOUR specialappearance in my 2 MINUTE film RA.ONE”.
33. Once rajinikanth was playing dhol!
Aliens came from another planet and said: Rajini bhai, please samjho na, hamara board exam hai!

All i gotta say is i hate f***** snakes and everytime i see one i scared to get in my car lol i have heard storys about gettin in peoples cars im so glad im workin 6 to 2 tomorrow and it will be day light out when i go home lol

How do you tell if you are really tired?
1. didn't realize that you had passed so many cars and way over the speed limit on the way home
2. spent money on stuff that you don't really need and didn't hesitate to put the card number on the payment line
3. staring at the computer even your brain is telling you to go to sleep
So glad it is Friday

Cars 2 en familia con unas miller después del abandono de unos amigos, es un buen programa para un viernes tranquilo

OMG coming home tonight from Trina's, dejavu I passed 2 Super Bees not one but 2 boy if that didn't bring back some memories. So nice looking too one blue and one orange color, oh how weird was thinking of my graduation driving the firebird to graduation and all and how now my 2 older girls are graduating from college tomorrow then came up on them freaky!!! Remember those cars firebird, super bee, mustang, and the hot a rod.( Just the cars not what came with) oh those days

Having a sleepover with jozzy and haylie. So far they ate pizza rolls, popcorn, and ice cream! We also rented movies hop and now cars 2. I'm super sleepy these girls can go for ever but we're having a blast. Night all

Had a great time at the car show with my son. Now kickin back watchin Cars 2. I love spendin time with my boy.

Read and try to understand the deeper
meaning of them.1. Prayer is not a "spare
wheel" that you pull out when in trouble, but
it is a "steering wheel" that directs the right
path throughout life.2. Why is a car's
windshield so large & the rear view mirror so
small? Because our PAST is not as important
as our FUTURE. So, look ahead and move on.3.
Friendship is like a BOOK. It takes a few
seconds to burn, but it takes years to write.4.
All things in life are temporary. If they are
going well, enjoy them, they will not last
forever. If they are going wrong, don't worry,
they can't last long either.5. Old friends are
gold! New friends are diamond! If you get a
diamond, don't forget the gold! To hold a
diamond, you always need a base of gold!6.
Often when we lose hope and think this is the
end, God smiles from above and says, "Relax,
sweetheart; it's just a bend, not the end!"7.
When God solves your problems, you have
faith in HIS abilities; when God doesn't solve
your problems, He has faith in YOUR
abilities.8. A blind person asked God: "Can
there be anything worse than losing eye
sight?" He replied: "Yes, losing your vision!"9.
When you pray for others, God listens to you
and blesses them, and sometimes, when you
are safe and happy, remember that someone
has prayed for you.10. Worrying does not
take away tomorrow's troubles; it takes away
today's PEACE. If you enjoyed this, please copy
it and pass it to others. It may brighten them
also;)

So it's about 10 at night and Issac's just scream about his ear killing him. On my way to the ER and the car breaks down on 81. State trooper comes and helps me get the car futher off the road and we have to have the squad bring us to the ER. Needless to say he has a really bad ear infection and it's now 2:30am. My mom had to bring me and Issac home. I have no car now. Does anyone know of any good places that will work with you and take cars that don't run. I swear if anything else goes wrong. Their right when it rains it pours. I have 24 hours to get my car somewhere.

With all my soul searching with my issue with my partner this is what GOD HAS TOLD ME

Proverbs 25:17
Withdraw thy foot from thy neighbour's house; lest he be weary of thee, and so hate thee. Please read below!



Friendliness includes visits and communication. But too much of either can be a burden and spoil friendships, like too much honey can make you vomit (25:16). Excess will lead to contempt and hatred, so Solomon urges temperance and moderation even with friends.

Common courtesy is not as common as we wish! But it should be for Christians, who must be without offence to all men, especially other saints (I Cor 10:32). Our nation has two versions of this proverb, one negative and one positive. We say, "familiarity breeds contempt," to warn against excessive time with friends; and we say, "absence makes the heart grow fonder," to point out the value of space for friends. But do you practice them?

It is easy to overstay a visit, visit too frequently, call too often, talk too long, or email too often. These intrusions can be a burden and lead to resentment and hatred. What you would never do to a stranger, you might easily do to a friend. Examine yourself harshly, dear reader. Are you ever guilty of these offences? Our proverb is a word to the wise.

The Scriptures surely make us wise unto salvation (II Tim 3:15), but they also teach us wonderful practical wisdom. Here is precious advice to help us grow in favor with men, as did our Lord Jesus (Luke 2:52). Instead of worrying about who discovered Bolivia in school, there should be a class on social ethics and practical wisdom from Proverbs. But this book from the finger of God is the treasure of His saints. Learn it, and rejoice!

The wisdom in these few words equals Solomon's solution of dividing a baby in two (I Kings 3:25)! What great advice in plain words! The fool thinks his frequent calls and many words are friendship, but wonders why he has few friends. Here is an answer! The effeminate man mumbles through life with vague generalities, but Solomon calls the offence a weariness and a legitimate cause of hatred! Love this book and this proverb!

Ease of transportation and communication make this proverb more needful than ever. A three-mile walk to your neighbor's farm discouraged excessive visitation. But with cars, phones, email, and more leisure time, limiting factors have been removed. Today, people in their cars with a cell phone assume everyone else is waiting to hear from them!

Ah, dear reader, do not deceive yourself. You are no exception to this rule, though your heart thinks so. Your calls and visits are no more precious than those of others, and to grasp this firmly is to save yourself from hatred! And you will increase your friends! Be wise and err on the side of restraint, rather than run the risk of incurring their contempt!

Consider! Is there greater pain than to invite guests for supper and have them stay too late without regard for your need to clean up and get an early start the next day? What can you do as a guest? Simply suggest you should leave while the night is young, and let your host dictate how long you stay. If they agree with your request, leave and know you are wise. If they beg you to stay, do so and graciously try it again an hour later!

True friends remember that time is precious. They are very conscious of possible time constraints on the other party. Just because you are bored with nothing to do does not mean everyone else is sitting around waiting for the phone to ring! Wisdom requires you to maintain great consciousness of others and their time limitations. Do not presume!

True friends keep a sense of urgency. Life is short, and there are never enough hours in a day. To get everything done we should get done takes a sense of urgency. A five-minute phone call once a week is a precious reminder of friendship. An hour phone call twice a week is a burden no man can bear graciously. Keep the conversation moving, and get off the line quickly. Be a true friend, and preserve your friends' love for the future!

Two are better than one, and friendship is a great blessing. Hearty counsel from a friend rejoices the heart like ointment and perfume; and friends should be preserved with great care (27:9-10). And our proverb neither constrains nor minimizes such friendship, but rather perfects and protects it! Here is no condemnation of warm and friendly discourse, but the abuse of time by presumptuous and unconscious friends!

If you are filled with the urge to communicate, get down on your knees and pray. The LORD has a multi-tasking switchboard open just for you, but your mere mortal friends do not! And walking and talking with the LORD will do you much more good as well.

There is no need for caution or reserve in coming boldly to the throne of grace, for He ever lives as your High Priest. He requests your importunity! And though you may not raise your friend from his bed, you can bring the Power of Heaven to your disposal! He is never weary of your coming, and He will draw ever closer to you with much coming! There is no better time than now to approach His seat, for He neither slumbers nor sleeps. Go to your eternal Friend always, dear reader, and there be comforted forever.

I have to let go and let GOD take the Reins! God Will Make a Way- Praise and Worship Songs with Lyrics

just hacking Ants facebook again!!! he enjoyed cars 2 justso everyone knows hehehe

EI NDC 2 CARS FOR DR ASEMFOFRO HMMM. DECEMBER IS AROUND DE CONER

Talked to my mom in China on NEW YEAR day and she really liked to tell me about all my siblings lives - My oldest sister's family now owns 5 NEW (as she always invests in buying only NEW building properties/apartments) properties: 2 out of 4 are used by themselves as living and another 2 are empty as vocational places one near beach and another near their primary home in my hometown, 1 is rented out as income property bought couple of years ago along with another 5-6 bed room apartment where her working son and husband live there in Yantai, Shandong. Yes, she is a business woman on her own business and earns over 200k Chinese yuan yearly and her household income per year would sum up to almost half a million Chinese yuan...

My second sister is teaching English in one of the most famous and high acceptance to college high schools in my home town and recently got the highest teaching title based on standard various strict criterias and teaching excellence (popular among students, much higher average scores from her students main exams than others every year etc.). She is owning a second property in a newly developed teachers building near the ocean...

My oldest brother is a long time good investor/branch client-loan manager working for the main bank in my home town.

Cars: all of them are driving cars - And I also found out that how expensive cars can cost in China - my oldest sis' husband's car cost like 400k! And including their properties, they don't have mortgages!

Comparing to years ago, their lives are perceived to be much fulfilling and more optimized within less than 10 years.

What these can tell about China just by my siblings' lives and progresses?

Whatever Beatles album 8 days a week is on grab it and throw it on the player, it's a precise fit for this last week. I had a day saturday in Sydney and I had a great day Saturday on the north shore of Hawaii. Yes, I had eight days this week and I loved every minute of it. So I have posted a bunch of experiences about down unda -now ill see if I can just give a bit of an overture of sorts. So
Australians in general like to shorten all sorts of words. I think they do it so they have more room for their thick accents. Like brizzy for Brisbane or ta for thanks and they like to call things differently like thongs, think of when you were a kid, thats what you called em then. You know, flip flops. Or sunnies for sunglasses. I like lollies, these are candy shops. If you buy a base model car you are getting the poverty pack. So the names of places are awesome everything ends in some weird way or is just plain fun to say. There's no Washington street or maple lane, it ends in a gie or nong or is extremely long. Like Wollongong, Ulladulla, jerrabomberra, even mondayong is a real place, I also likes wagga wagga, I'm sure it's a nice place to live.- its not close in proximity but billabong is one that we all know. (which I drove past on the east coast) and all this time while writing/or thinking I am doing so witha thick accent. Even my nav system had one it was great. Just imagine, I met Murray and Brett. But not germaine. And just like flight of the conchords I had to ask and re-ask. Brit?? No, Brett. Brent? No .....Brett. Ohhh ok, Brett. Got it.
How bout cars....I love this subject. Aussies love their tray backs, utes and anything utility. What is a ute? Well Subaru made one back in the day and called it the brat. Ford is still rockin the ranchero but it's just got a different name. All car makers have a version and the more supped up it is the better. Think of the fast and the furious Sydney drift.where if you drive an el camino or a panel van you are the coolest. Of course they have the most amazing range of landcruisers ever. The prado, troopie, ute, tray back. All diesel and right hand drive and cooool. I would drive a ford focus from Oz it's really cool. Or a Holden a purely Aussie car company. A Toyota hiace is a killer van. Even the Peugeot or Alfa Romeo. But of all, the 89 commadore was the best set of wheels, complete with trailer. These people are crazy with the loads they tow with the family car. Imagine your stuffed uhaul or camper and towing it behind your accord. No worries mate. The other funny thing about their trucks are they don't have any full size ones. If I saw a ford 150 that was a rare sight. Only mini trucks with tray backs. A flat bed.
One thing you can't avoid while visiting OZ is the cost of ordinary items. I paid 21$ for eggs and bacon. it's like movie concessions prices, or ski resorts where you would expect to pay high prices. I actually paid 4 dollars for a bottle of water. A 12 pack of coke was on sale for 15$. Turkey is about 60$ a pound. I routinely paid 15$ for lunch. Nothing special. One great thing is you didnt have to tip but there really wasnt anything like a full service restaurant. So besides being expensive the u.s. dollar was weak in the exchange rate so add another 7% for everything. One strange thing was that all shops closed at 5 pm and there's no one stop shopping either. Target and Kmart were the closest thing but think of your local reams or small grocery stores and that's the size of what they have. Over all the people are as nice as you would expect from someone who says hello friend at every greeting. Why aren't we so cool? We rarely are as nice. Jolly OZians. Really I think I would need an additional 6 months here to begin to be a novice Australian traveler. There is so much to do and explore. I feel as though I need to go back tomorrow so I can do more things like beach time,go on a walkabout in the outback even go seethe animals at the zoo. Although I did see some Roos. I tried to get a picture but they're fast little buggers. most of all I guess it's just good reason to go back on holiday there instead of business. Me recommendation gives it a jolly good 2 thumbs up. Go already.

if your driving down plenty road towards bundy square, drive slow, theres a fat pig doing mainys up and down plenty catching cars who speed, the cop isnt undercover but look out for a blue ve commodore. just warning ya, ive been up and down, and witnessed the pig pull over 2 cars already

10 things I Just wanted to let you know
1. Cops eat bagels now.
2. Writing tickets suck....but 10-15 over makes it your problem not mine.
3. DUI attorneys don't have a real job. They are usually sell outs that try to discredit the system ----make the cop look bad and forget that their client was arrested that could bot safely drive a car.
4. Many laws do nothing but
help a criminal continue to commit crimes. Example: Gant/miranda/secondary violations (seatbelts) on and on.
5. Even though people don't realize it......most cops havnt had had a raise since 2007.
6. Cops hate cops that lie or cheat. It ruins it for the really good cops
5. Public safety retirement used to give done sort of medical benefits. Not now......that means some old c
Guys can't afford to retire.
7. Because of 6 there are tons I'd young kids that would make great cops. But no old guys t
Retire ------causes mediocre officers.
8 our patrol cars have gps and digital camera to record everything ~~~~~realtime streaming video to the bosses sounds good. To someone I don't
9. Rotating shifts mess people.
10. Falling asleep,,,,,,,,,,,lol

So I'm going to be selling my daily driver in about a month, maybe two. If anyone is looking for a used car that will reliably start every day and needs no major repairs, talk to me and I'm sure we can work out a deal. I'm looking for $2,000, but trades are cool and I do negotiate. Its a 1999 Chevy Prizm with 160k miles and an automatic transmission. These cars were actually built by Toyota and are therefore impossible to kill.

Try to Answer The below 5 Questions as soon as possible. Don’t take much time -:)

Q1.If oranges cost $12 a dozen, how much would it cost for 100 oranges?

Q2.There are 2 policewomen with their cars parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations. They spot a cab driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing. Why?

Q3.A bucket of water weighs 25kgs . What must you add to it to make it weigh 15 kgs?

Q4.I go around in circles, But always straight ahead Never complain, No matter where I am led. Who am I?

Q5.Even if you take my skin off I won’t cry, but you will. What am I?

long weekend at the roadster show ,but every bodys cars did good-the zephyr won radical custom (early) and best paint;johns truck got radical custom truck and the Barris de elagance ;limeworks Allard got european sports car. -and the 57 from Sledsville got a couple of tv channel interveiws and a shoot lined up with a japanese magazine(should have won semi custom hardtop but for some reason 2 of 3 won by post cars?)

Well after weeks of sortin an thrown i can get 2 cars into my 3 car garage,i will call that a win.
Why do we collect so much STUFF??? its only stuff and we dont need it and the $$ could be used on important things like racecars an beer!!

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Our Daily Bread

Monday,

January 30, 2012

When The Wind Blows

Read: Romans 8:26-30

Blessed be the . . . God of all comfort, who comforts us in all our tribulation. —2 Corinthians 1:3-4

Harold and Cathy and their two sons were in a wooded area in Minnesota when a tornado touched down. Cathy described her experience to me several years later:

“My husband and older son were some distance away, but my younger son and I took cover in a cabin. We heard a sound like a hundred railroad cars and instinctively dropped to the floor in a tucked position. The cabin began to break apart, and I shut my eyes because of all the flying debris. It felt like I was going up in an elevator and then was shot into the air. I landed in a lake and clung to debris to stay afloat.”
Tragically, however, their younger son did not survive. Harold said of their loss: “We cried every day for 6 weeks. But we believe that God’s loving sovereignty allowed that tornado to come down where we were. And we also took comfort in the fact that our son knew the Lord.”

When a loved one is taken and we are left behind, it can create all kinds of questions. In times like these, Romans 8:28 can be of great encouragement: “We know that all things work together for good to those who love God, to those who are the called according to His purpose.” This couple’s trust in God’s loving sovereignty brought them comfort in the midst of their grief (2 Cor. 1:3-4). — Dennis Fisher

When we sustain a heartbreaking loss, When grief overwhelms our soul, The Savior who gave Himself on the cross Reminds us that He’s in control. —D. De Haan

Our greatest comfort in sorrow is to know that God is in control.

try 2 ruff draft

ZORA 2020 Tiny introduces itself.

patching into the car's computer and attaching two of its arms to guide the car. Tiny pulls over the car and turns off the motor. Then pulls apart all mayor connections preventing the car from starting until connected.

Retracting its arms and spinning the liquid Irritium gyroscope and blending in automatically to its surrounding Tiny hovers above and behind this car.

Recording everything so as to learn, Tiny learns that Mr. Smith is the driver and follows Mr. Smith home.

Taking up residence in Mr. smith's home Tiny

well second attempt postponed

Cars 2, just can't get into it :S

Might try to give it another try tomorrow but so far it feels like the script is so forced that it takes away from the characters. Makes me wanna watch the first one again instead.

This is crazy.. Happened at 400 N in Bountiful on the 21st. The guy at 2:10 in the cavilier is only person who knows how to drive. the video starts out slow but picks up, there are 3 curb hits, 1 360, about 6 accidents,3 cars in yards, and lots of cars out of control. Utah snow storm. Ev...

Where to Go During an Earthquake

Remember that stuff about hiding under a table or standing in a
doorway? Well, forget it! This is a real eye opener. It could save
your life someday.

EXTRACT FROM DOUG COPP'S ARTICLE ON 'THE TRIANGLE OF LIFE'

My name is Doug Copp I am the Rescue Chief and Disaster Manager of the
American Rescue Team International (ARTI ), the world's most
experienced rescue team. The information in this article will save
lives in an earthquake.

I have crawled inside 875 collapsed buildings, worked with rescue
teams from 60 countries, founded rescue teams in several countries,
and I am a member of many rescue teams from many countries. I was the
United Nations expert in Disaster Mitigation for two years, and have
worked at every major disaster in the world since 1985, except for
simultaneous disasters.

The first building I ever crawled inside of was a school in Mexico
City during the 1985 earthquake. Every child was under its desk. Every
child was crushed to the thickness of their bones. They could have
survived by lying down next to their desks in the aisles. It was
obscene -- unnecessary.

Simply stated, when buildings collapse, the weight of the ceilings
falling upon the objects or furniture inside crushes these objects,
leaving a space or void next to them - NOT under them. This space is
what I call the 'triangle of life'. The larger the object, the
stronger, the less it will compact. The less the object compacts, the
larger the void, the greater the probability that the person who is
using this void for safety will not be injured. The next time you
watch collapsed buildings, on television, count the 'triangles' you
see formed. They are everywhere. It is the most common shape, you will
see, in a collapsed building.

TIPS FOR EARTHQUAKE SAFETY

1) Most everyone who simply 'ducks and covers' when building collapse
are crushed to death. People who get under objects, like desks or
cars, are crushed.

2) Cats, dogs and babies often naturally curl up in the fetal
position. You should too in an earthquake. It is a natural
safety/survival instinct. You can survive in a smaller void. Get
next to an object, next to a sofa, next to a bed, next to a large
bulky object that will compress slightly but leave a void next to it.

3) Wooden buildings are the safest type of construction to be in
during an earthquake. Wood is flexible and moves with the force of the
earthquake. If the wooden building does collapse, large survival
voids are created. Also, the wooden building has less concentrated,
crushing weight. Brick buildings will break into individual bricks.
Bricks will cause many injuries but less squashed bodies than concrete
slabs.

4) If you are in bed during the night and an earthquake occurs,
simply roll off the bed. A safe void will exist around the bed.
Hotels can achieve a much greater survival rate in earthquakes, simply
by posting a sign on the back of the door of every room telling
occupants to lie down on the floor, next to the bottom of the bed
during an earthquake.

5) If an earthquake happens and you cannot easily escape by getting
out the door or window, then lie down and curl up in the fetal
position next to a sofa, or large chair.

6) Most everyone who gets under a doorway when buildings collapse is
killed. How? If you stand under a doorway and the doorjamb falls
forward or backward you will be crushed by the ceiling above. If the
door jam falls sideways you will be cut in half by the doorway. In
either case, you will be killed!

7) Never go to the stairs. The stairs have a different 'moment of
frequency' (they swing separately from the main part of the building).
The stairs and remainder of the building continuously bump into each
other until structural failure of the stairs takes place. The people
who get on stairs before they fail are chopped up by the stair treads
- horribly mutilated. Even if the building doesn't collapse, stay
away from the stairs. The stairs are a likely part of the building to
be damaged. Even if the stairs are not collapsed by the earthquake,
they may collapse later when overloaded by fleeing people. They
should always be checked for safety, even when the rest of the
building is not damaged.

8) Get near the outer walls of buildings or outside of them if
possible - it is much better to be near the outside of the building
rather than the interior. The farther inside you are from the outside
perimeter of the building the greater the probability that your escape
route will be blocked.

9) People inside of their vehicles are crushed when the road above
falls in an earthquake and crushes their vehicles; which is exactly
what happened with the slabs between the decks of the Nimitz Freeway.
The victims of the San Francisco earthquake all stayed inside of their
vehicles. They were all killed. They could have easily survived by
getting out and sitting or lying next to their vehicles. Everyone
killed would have survived if they had been able to get out of their
cars and sit or lie next to them. All the crushed cars had voids 3
feet high next to them, except for the cars that had columns fall
directly across them.

10) I discovered, while crawling inside of collapsed newspaper
offices and other offices with a lot of paper, that paper does not
compact. Large voids are found surrounding stacks of paper.

Spread the word and save someone's life...

If cars,shoes n evn facebookn all came out of imagination,den begin 2 imagine positive thns byond ur situation.For der is POWER in imagination.

Ok so Joe and the kids are just laying down, I was standing at the end of my bed folding clothes... Holy shit BOOM!!! The ground shook under my feet, I swear. I started to walk down the hall and asked the kids, " WTF wad that"? Harley looked out her window and said theres a house in flames. My first thought of coarse was to make sure my mom and dad are ok. I took off out of the house. I ran faster than I ever have. JD was running behind me crying for me to stop, the only thing I could think of was getting anyone in that house out. Of coarse there was no way anyone in that house was alive. It blew up, literally! It is 5 houses away from mine and it was entirely engulfed in flames when I got there. Me and another guy made sure the family was out of the house on one side and Joe and another few guys went to the house on the other side. We all had to take cover because a second and third smaller explosions happened. Needless to say the house is complete ash. The house on the right side of it is just about gone too. The lady that lives directly across the street from the house was sitting on her porch when the house exploded! It blew all of the windows out and the entire garage door off. The glass was spread in a 50 radious. All the way to her front door. So by now about 50 people are watching these houses burn and who do I see walk by me in his pajamas? One of my cashiers! Of coarse I'm in my pj's too. Wow small world. It's now 1231 and the 14 fire trucks, about 6 cops, and 1 ambulance are still out here. 2 hours or so later. 1 of the cop cars was in the way so the fire truck took the back bumper off of it to get by. Bahahaha the firemen were taking pictures of it and laughing. Of coarse I got the pleasure of Chandler and Gilbert fire fighters:) I hope the man that owned the house wasn't inside. The scary thing is, no one in our neighborhood has gas anything, we are all SRP electric. There are very few things that would cause a house to blow to smithereens! Of coarse I didn't have my phone on me but Joe took video, I'll try to get it posted tomorrow. Thank you Valerie fir being concerned about us. I miss you!

Take a look at these 45 items and see if you find yourself relating and laughing until it hurts!

More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s not only better, but also more directly involves me.
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you’re going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you’re crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.
That’s enough, Nickelback.
I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the “people you may know” feature on Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose not to be friends with?
Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn’t work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message board or FAQ’s. We just figured it out. Today’s kids are soft.
There is a great need for sarcasm font.
Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the f was going on when I first saw it.
How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
The only time I look forward to a red light is when I trying to finish a text.
Was learning cursive really necessary?
LOL has gone from meaning, “laugh out loud” to “I have nothing else to say”.
I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
Whenever someone says “I’m not book smart, but I’m street smart”, all I hear is “I’m not real smart, but I’m imaginary smart”.
How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said?
I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!
Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using ‘as in’ examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. Today I had to spell my boss’s last name to an attorney and said “Yes that’s G as in…(10 second lapse)…ummm…Goonies”
While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it…thanks Mario Kart.
MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.
I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.
Bad decisions make good stories.
Whenever I’m Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning. 546 pictures? Don’t mind if I do!
Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I’m from, this shouldn’t be a problem.
You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you’ve made up your mind that you just aren’t doing anything productive for the rest of the day.
Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don’t want to have to restart my collection.
There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
“Do not machine wash or tumble dry” means I will never wash this ever.
I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damnit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What’d you do after I didn’t answer? Drop the phone and run away?
I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
When I meet a new person, I’m terrified of mentioning something they haven’t already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it’s on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.
Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles…
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn’t know what do to with it.
Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, hitting the G-spot, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey – but I bet my ass everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time…
I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.
The other night I ordered takeout, and when I looked in the bag, saw they had included four sets of plastic silverware. In other words, someone at the restaurant packed my order, took a second to think about it, and then estimated that there must be at least four people eating to require such a large amount of food. Too bad I was eating by myself. There’s nothing like being made to feel like a fat %$#@! before dinner.

i had to steal this from a friend please feel free to steal this from me and keep this going

I hate how some ppl have so much money and all they think about is buying stuff they dont need, for example having like 4 or 5 cars like really you dont need all dose cars, or when they have a big house with so many rooms and they only use 2 or 3..honestly i think they should start thinking about giving back to dose who really need it,thank God<3 for what you have but sometimes life is not about having all this fancy as things, you ppl with money should think about giving back you'll make alot of ppl happy:)

Life aint easy!THINGS Α̲̅Я̩̥̊Ε̲̣̣̣̥ HARD.(remember some people Α̲̅я̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ buying cars,living well ąЙd̶̲̥̅̊ building houses everyday);
SINGLES;I DON'T TRUST MEN OR WOMEN,THEY Α̲̅Я̩̥̊Ε̲̣̣̣̥ BAD-your Mates Α̲̅я̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ wedding every saturday,Α̲̅я̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ they marrying spirits?!
MARRIED;"I HATE THIS MARRIAGE"-no be married people like U̶̲̥̅̊ D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ celebrate,gold,silver ąЙd̶̲̥̅̊ even plastic jubilee?-make it work my friend!.
"I HATE MY JOB!"-60million Α̲̅я̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ jobless,U̶̲̥̅̊ won join them?!
"I HATE WHERE I'M LIVING"-pass ojuelegba,cms,mile 2,yaba bridges at night,U̶̲̥̅̊ will be grateful if U̶̲̥̅̊ have a place τ̲̅ȍ sleep at all!
"I'M TIRED OF LIFE"-go mortuary go look,meanwhile space D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ yanfu yanfu for cementry,you won book?D point is,b careful wot U̶̲̥̅̊ wish urself.Your mouth or your thought could be hindering U̶̲̥̅̊.Be positive ąЙd̶̲̥̅̊ believe i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ God,that's all that matters.AS FAR AS THERE IS LIFE,THERE IS HOPE,JUST. KEEP TRUSTING. God.Today is a great day,but NOTE nothing G̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴̴͡D̶̲̥̅ comes EASY...G̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴̴͡D̶̲̥̅ М̤̣̲̣̥̈̇ό̲̣̣̣̥я̲̣̣̥и̲̮̣̥̅̊ɪ̣̝̇и̲̮̣̥̅̊G̲̣̣̣̥.

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